00:02:39 <olsner> cool stuff, "companies like Microsoft run at 12 full-time."
00:05:17 <Sgeo> Told my friend that the 50%-75% thing seemed like BS
00:06:09 <Bike> what 50%-75% thing
00:06:41 <Sgeo> That PCs, unlike Macs, only utilize 50%-75% of the hardware
00:06:45 <elliott> dont iou read everithing sgeo sais bike
00:07:23 <Bike> sgeo did... that's... don't take that shit to heart
00:08:02 <Sgeo> My friend was asking about PC vs Mac on Facebook when someone replied with that... I asked for citations, then myself said something dumb (I forgot about the existence of dual-booting)
00:08:18 <elliott> do iou realli think anione who sais anithing like that is going to have citations
00:08:38 <Bike> sgeo come on it's barely literate
00:08:51 <shachaf> Sgeo is inflicting this on us now
00:08:55 * Bike advocates linguistic imperialism
00:09:12 <shachaf> i used to confuse "imperial" and "imperative"
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00:09:30 <shachaf> "imperial programming language", "imperial tense"
00:09:34 <kmc> Sgeo mai be trolling bi proxi
00:10:17 <Phantom__Hoover> like seriously, last time you explained it it was clearly not the same as the thing you were telling people not to do
00:10:17 <olsner> the unwitting troll accomplice
00:10:25 <Bike> sgeo just.... in general, take things not so serious
00:10:26 <Sgeo> That reminds me, a proxy was trolling me today.
00:10:38 <Bike> things are kind of fucking ridiculous, in general
00:10:42 <Bike> treat them as such
00:11:02 <Bike> dumb bullshit on facebook in particular
00:12:24 <Sgeo> It was passing through the Host: header, which it wasn't doing for anyone else
00:12:32 <Sgeo> I think my copy of the proxy got corrupted, or was old
00:12:45 <Sgeo> (It was a localally run proxy)
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00:13:46 <kmc> Phantom__Hoover: what was the discrepancy
00:14:34 <Phantom__Hoover> kmc, well the example you gave was, like, someone coming into #haskell and saying "hey guys a friend of mine says haskell is shit and not useful in the real world is this right"
00:15:17 <Phantom__Hoover> basically the point is that you seem to apply it in situations where nobody is actually trolling
00:15:43 <Phantom__Hoover> someone posts something idiotic, one of us finds it, then posts it in here to point and laugh (in the general case, not anything involving Sgeo)
00:15:58 <elliott> this rivalri is the shittest
00:16:30 <elliott> kmc: ok i'm going to tri rebooting
00:16:58 <elliott> so i can restore mi tabs afterwards
00:17:11 <elliott> uh oh how do i run sistemctl
00:17:24 <shachaf> elliott: It saves all the tabs if you just quit it the normal way.
00:17:35 <elliott> shachaf: no iou have to open each window separateli
00:17:41 <shachaf> Moreover you don't have to click the little Restore button.
00:17:41 <elliott> if iou have too mani windows the list drops some
00:17:51 <kmc> $'s\x79stemctl'
00:17:54 <elliott> i don't have it set to restore tabs on open
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00:18:06 <elliott> because that would be bad when i close hundreds of them that i won't care about tomorrow
00:18:10 <elliott> this wai gives me more freedom
00:18:40 <kmc> Phantom__Hoover: shrug, i said 'mai', and aniwai deciding who is realli trolling or not is impossible
00:18:47 <kmc> but i can stop saing it
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00:19:03 <kmc> i can probabli find more accurate wais to express the same idea
00:19:55 <Phantom__Hoover> i mean i agree that pointing and laughing at irrelevant idiots can get annoying but the word 'trolling' is abused enough already
00:20:04 <elliott> i think it is probabli a mechanical problem
00:20:23 <elliott> like i'll tipe a normal word with u in it
00:20:25 <elliott> and it won't have the u in now
00:20:36 <elliott> which seems consistent with shift-u not working
00:21:09 <olsner> is it the same kind of keyboard that had the numbers-not-working problem?
00:21:39 <elliott> that was a laptop keiboard
00:21:49 <elliott> wellt his is scissor-switch too, but
00:22:03 <elliott> kmc: do iou think ripping off the keicap on the i kei would be enlightening
00:22:09 <elliott> it seems to be quite thoroughli stuck on
00:22:16 <olsner> ah, so it's not buckling spring, that explains it
00:22:29 <elliott> like i'd rather have a mechanical keiboard
00:22:31 <kmc> i do mi fare share of pointing and laughing at idiots
00:22:33 <elliott> but buckling spring is awful
00:22:40 <elliott> Phantom__Hoover: its not the onli broken kei
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00:30:13 <Sgeo> Is elliott's y key broken?
00:30:24 <Sgeo> Or is there some sort of in-joke here?
00:30:40 <elliott> kmc: how do iou even remove scissor switch keis
00:32:25 <Bike> Sgeo: it's broken.
00:33:45 <kmc> the in-joke is that we are all doing the same
00:34:29 <elliott> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh2hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:34:47 <elliott> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:35:12 <kmc> how did you get a 2 in there
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00:35:22 <kmc> matrix artifact?
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00:35:43 <elliott> maibe i accidentalli pressed 2?
00:35:55 <elliott> hu7g7 j5 576g6gttttttttuut
00:36:05 <elliott> wow this thing is fuckin tightli attached on
00:36:15 <Bike> Wait, I thought you already cleaned it.
00:36:23 <Bike> fuck. i give up.
00:36:27 <Bike> i'm shit at this
00:37:09 <Phantom___Hoover> tools are what elevate man above the lesser ape (and the woman (no that just doesn't work))
00:37:20 <elliott> i fear i am going to snap this
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00:37:49 <Sgeo> Whose idea was it to put soliditi instead of soliditi
00:38:04 <elliott> bhhh67h77hhhhhh67677777hhhhhhhhhhh676666666hhhh7huhhhhhhhhh7777777
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00:41:09 <elliott> kmc: pressing the actual rubber on the i kei does nothing
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00:43:36 <Koen_> is the screwdriver a metaphor?
00:43:46 <Bike> The screwdriver is very real. It is inside you.
00:46:11 <kmc> elliott: is there like a circuit board under it? iou can tri cleaning it
00:46:16 <kmc> maibe with alcohol
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00:46:37 <kmc> iou often can't remove the rubber dome without destroing it tho
00:50:08 <elliott> kmc: i could probabli tri taking off the rubber ieah
00:51:17 <kmc> oh it's may day
00:51:23 <kmc> debout, les damnés de la terre
00:51:50 <kmc> and now iou've ripped it off?
00:52:14 <elliott> lets see if i cant hit the circuit board with mi finger (i actualli used to trigger a kei like this)
00:52:17 <elliott> (when i broke a keicap once)
00:54:10 <kmc> why does google translate thing everything is afrikaans now
00:55:45 <elliott> oops now the kei is weird even if i reattach it
00:57:25 <Bike> @tell mnoqy http://hans-von-hozel.tumblr.com/ happy christmas
00:59:16 <Koen_> they want you to learn dutch
01:01:14 <kmc> Bike: what
01:01:54 <Bike> monqy's an avid fanfictionista.
01:02:31 <elliott> ugh, I realli want a i kei.
01:02:39 <elliott> maibe I should get mi other laptop
01:02:48 <Jafet> imo elliottus utor a diversus linguam potest
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01:05:49 <Bike> `relcome Tritonio
01:05:52 <HackEgo> Tritonio: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
01:06:18 <Koen_> elliott: here's a y for iou and iou can copipaste it
01:06:35 <Bike> Everybody deserves to feel welcome.
01:06:49 <lambdabot> Couldn't match expected type `a0 -> c0'
01:08:21 <Jafet> `run welcome elliott | tr i y | rainwords
01:08:24 <HackEgo> ellyott: Welcome to the ynternatyonal hub for esoteryc programmyng language desygn and deployment! For more ynformatyon, check out our wyky: http://esolangs.org/wyky/Mayn_Page. (For the other kynd of esoteryca, try #esoteryc on yrc.dal.net.)
01:08:58 <Jafet> thatsynsensytyve.gif
01:09:12 <kmc> oh what is happening here
01:10:26 <shachaf> hey roconnor is going to BayHac
01:10:36 <Koen_> hey I just spent four hours playing yalta chess
01:13:35 <kmc> were you Roosevelt, Churchill, or Stalin
01:14:11 <Koen_> I guess stalin is red and churchill white?
01:14:16 <Koen_> so I'd be roosevelt
01:14:40 <kmc> uk and usa have the same colors, is the problem
01:15:01 <Koen_> I won the first one and in the second one I lost all my pieces and ultimately was made pat (mostly because nobody bothered to checkmate me since I was no longer dangerous)
01:15:18 <Koen_> well I don't know the current us president is black
01:15:22 <kmc> Tories are blue, except their logo is mostly green now?
01:15:24 <Koen_> but the current uk queen isn't black
01:15:28 <kmc> also i don't know if that was established in 1945
01:15:52 <shachaf> but every uk president has been black
01:15:55 <kmc> in the US the discussion of "red states" and "blue states" is ubiquitous, but this color code was only established in 2000
01:16:16 <Koen_> ha I watched this episode of family guy, in english with french subtitles
01:16:30 <Koen_> and there was a song about republicans and democrats
01:17:01 <Koen_> and he was all like "red is good and blue is bad" and they translated red with bleu and blue with rouge
01:17:12 <elliott> mi condolences re: iour watching famili gui
01:17:26 <kmc> yeah it is odd that our far-right party ended up with red
01:17:39 <kmc> fits the general pattern of america ignoring standards
01:17:48 <Koen_> that was just one episode elliott
01:17:51 <shachaf> kmc: How do I send a lone ^6 through mosh without any key following?
01:17:52 <kmc> see also: our labor day is in September
01:17:59 <kmc> uh it's either ^6 ^6 or ^6 6
01:18:09 <elliott> i am so glad mi password has no i in it
01:18:20 <kmc> elliott: u dodged a bullet there
01:18:22 <Bike> that's because american labor is "fucking weird" from an international perspective
01:18:26 <Koen_> iou could just copi paste though
01:18:27 <zzo38> What is your opinion/ideas of a compiler to Z-machine?
01:18:43 <elliott> Koen_: how can i copi paste into a login vt...
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01:18:58 <Koen_> I don't know iou're the expert
01:19:14 <shachaf> elliott: oh no you've revealed critical information about your password
01:19:19 <shachaf> the search space is so much smaller now
01:19:31 <Koen_> also can't you use a virtual keyboard or something?
01:19:56 <shachaf> a vt is a virtual terminal
01:20:01 <shachaf> why would it not use a virtual keyboard
01:20:20 <kmc> yeah they put it in sept. to discourage the international association of the holiday
01:20:27 <Koen_> so I'm gonna google vt and be back in two sec and pretend I know what it is ok
01:20:34 <Bike> http://www.drben.net/ChinaReport/Xinjiang_Uyghur_AR/Tashkurgan_Tajik/Tashkurgan/Tashkurgan-Takskurgan-Main.html i found the ugliest website ever again.
01:21:16 <Koen_> google gives me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_Vermont though
01:21:39 <shachaf> kmc, elliott, oerjan: Even roconnor is coming to BayHac. You gotta come.
01:21:53 <elliott> so i have a 16 megabit connection now
01:22:06 <elliott> does anione have a veri large file for me to download
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01:22:18 <Bike> yes just a second
01:22:33 <Koen_> how's 10 billion digits of pi doing?
01:22:45 <Bike> https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5923737/Geocities_-_The_Torrent
01:23:33 <elliott> Bike: ok how about... smaller than that
01:23:48 <kmc> only 641 GB pshaw
01:23:51 <kmc> but no seeders :(
01:24:14 <kmc> also why are all the ads on tpb sex ads
01:24:57 <Koen_> there's a possibility the ads are based on what kind of sites you often visit
01:25:07 <kmc> no i always view porn in incognito windows
01:25:46 <Bike> here download https://torcache.net/torrent/6E2ECE072E9EBCF26769F154355BFB932B6FEFCA.torrent for me so i don't have to
01:25:54 <kmc> maybe it's that people would be offended by sex ads on 'proper' sites but if you're stealing things then you lose the moral high ground
01:26:10 <kmc> also they have no obligation to be 'work safe'
01:26:14 <Bike> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NYG9ayO80X8/T5or4XNUojI/AAAAAAAACLA/8o_Mq3taAUo/s320/Understanding+the+Secrets+of+Takahata.jpg
01:26:19 <kmc> the ads on encyclopedia dramatica are also sex ads
01:26:27 <Bike> alt. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KZE9UbRiTeg/R8tndqJn2hI/AAAAAAAABMg/xVZqJ-ZKoKs/s1600-h/icy_river.jpg
01:28:37 <Koen_> I think we have a law in france according to which any media which is not explicitly labeled as 18+ cannot broadcast any inappropriate content before 10:30pm
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01:30:25 <elliott> also lol i can't open Bike's tpb link
01:31:26 <Bike> plot twist: neither can I
01:31:36 <Bike> cert revoked oh no
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01:43:22 <elliott> hm it is annoing how i cannot realli seem to seed torrents
01:45:06 <Sgeo> This is a lot of people with 0 upvotes and 0 downvotes in this thread
01:45:13 <Sgeo> (Yes, I know it's a new Reddit feature)
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01:46:35 <elliott> let's see how fast i can download 750 megs
01:47:02 <elliott> oh man mi download rate is actualli measured in multiple mebioctets per second
01:48:09 <Koen_> heaven comes wyth a pryce
01:48:25 <elliott> well currentli the price seems to be an upload rate of 0
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01:53:09 <lambdabot> Koen_: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
01:54:09 <elliott> also whi are iou stalking!!
01:54:25 <Koen_> well it's just the automated quit message from my client
01:55:09 <Koen_> I have no idea what you're talking about!
01:55:14 <Koen_> I'm going to bed now bye :)
01:55:41 <Bike> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgyct5cQLC1qhpvhso1_500.jpg possibly koen
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02:28:37 <tswett> Sgeo: do you remember when you introduced me to Homestuck?
02:28:54 <Sgeo> tswett, as in what timeframe, or do I remember having done so?
02:29:16 <Sgeo> I think you finished after Cascade came out
02:29:17 <tswett> Hm, wasn't there some Reasonably Big Hiatus that ended 11/11/11, or something like that? Maybe I caught up during that hiatus.
02:29:45 <Sgeo> 10/25/11 was Cascade
02:29:52 <tswett> Maybe I actually finished right before it came out or something.
02:30:05 <Sgeo> There was a 2 month or so hiatus until then, then 10/31 (approx), then 11/11/11 Homestuck resumed normal activity
02:30:34 <Sgeo> Pretty sure around Cascade, anyway
02:30:37 <tswett> So I've been a Homestuck for, like, one and a half years.
02:33:04 <shachaf> tswett: did you get caught up with `olist during the recent hiatus
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03:12:34 <Sgeo> tswett, I concur with shachaf, you should read Order of the Stick
03:12:57 <tswett> Oh yeah. I haven't read that in quite a while.
03:13:01 <tswett> I was, in fact, caught up at one point.
03:13:07 <tswett> I dunno. Maybe I should read Lord of the Rings first...
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03:16:50 <Bike> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSWqx8goqSY maybe i should watch more defcon talks
03:34:44 <Bike> kmc: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Lopez you like the commerce clause, right?
03:35:32 <kmc> it's so easy
03:35:46 <Bike> "handguns in schools? commerce clause"
03:36:20 <kmc> well i mean guns are one thing, but they're not truly dangerous like marijuana
03:37:44 <pikhq> Bike: You should watch more Jason Scott. :P
03:38:20 <Bike> yeah, that's probably a better conclusion.
03:38:37 <pikhq> Jason Scott is all-round awesome.
03:40:37 <coppro> why doesn't /r/esotericgonewild exist
03:40:57 <pikhq> coppro: Cause I've yet to take dick photos.
03:40:57 <coppro> what is that smiley supposed to express
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03:41:19 <kmc> i can't put it in few words (otherwise i would have)
03:41:35 <pikhq> Though I could add photos of two dicks to it pretty easily.
03:42:09 <coppro> know a couple of guys named richard?
03:42:26 <pikhq> No. I was referring to actual phallusses.
03:42:48 <coppro> the internet has a very large supply of photos of dicks
03:42:59 <coppro> both the richards and the phalluses
03:43:02 <pikhq> Yeah, but r/esotericgonewild doesn't.
03:43:03 <kmc> eh it's only a countable set
03:43:13 <coppro> I would probably outsource my contribution
03:43:18 <pikhq> I could also get a pair of boobs on there.
03:44:00 <coppro> kmc: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure there don't exist any uncountable sets of photos of dicsk
03:52:16 <Jafet> The xxxiom of choice
03:54:12 <pikhq> Also, only two people. Y'know, gotta make it kinky to start with.
03:54:50 <kmc> you have pictures of 2 boobs beloning to two different people
03:54:53 * kmc is confused
03:55:13 <Bike> Possibly they traded at some point
03:56:13 <coppro> they've surely become collectors' items by now
03:56:44 <pikhq> kmc: Nah, 2 dicks, 2 boobs, mere 2 people.
03:57:11 <pikhq> The boobs are a matched set.
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04:14:09 <pikhq> Bike: Yeah, gotta love Jason Scott.
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04:22:11 <coppro> "expunction" is a word
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04:40:16 <HackEgo> 29) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal"
04:41:33 <kmc> ttants: carbonized, carbonated
04:45:02 <kmc> shachaf: why charcol
04:45:15 <shachaf> why does everyone ask me that
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05:06:59 <kmc> http://www.kosherswitch.com/live/tech/how
05:11:12 <kmc> ttants: calculus of constructions, call of cthulhu
05:12:03 <elliott> kmc: imo bui me a keiboard
05:12:03 <kmc> things that are not the same
05:12:29 <Bike> Also: I thought kosher light switches were a myth. Oh how wrong I was.
05:13:13 <kmc> say what you will about religion but it does inspire a weird kind of creativity
05:13:17 <elliott> Our technology revolves around several layers of Halachic uncertainty, randomness, and delays
05:13:23 <elliott> judaism is kind of inspiring to me
05:13:33 <elliott> like thei are so frank about this kind of stuff?
05:13:53 <elliott> thei just acknowledge that ieah, ok, we can't use lightswitches, here we've used jewish science to fix the problem
05:14:01 <Bike> i like that they like
05:14:07 <elliott> i mean it's veri pragmatic
05:14:10 <Bike> it's not even a hack, they're really thinking of the religion here
05:14:17 <Bike> it's genuinely inconvenient to use on shabbat
05:15:37 <Bike> Is KosherSwitch® considered to be the KosherLamp™ (Kosher Lamp) killer?
05:17:15 <pikhq> elliott: Well you see, the *Jewish* YHWH is more-or-less just this crazy bastard that they appease.
05:17:33 <pikhq> And if he'll be appeased with a kosher light switch, then fuck it.
05:17:49 <Bike> Honestly if I was God I'd let this go out of sheer amusement
05:18:23 <pikhq> This is a good point, and consistent with the character described in the Old Testament.
05:18:33 <Bike> At least six substantive reasons have been suggested, and a minority believe that turning on an electrical fan is prohibited only because of common Jewish practice and tradition (minhag) but not for any substantive technical reason.
05:18:59 <Bike> For example, most authorities permit Jews to open a refrigerator door even though it may cause the motor to turn on immediately or later (not certain to occur); however, they prohibit opening the door if a light inside will automatically turn on (certain and of benefit).
05:19:09 <Bike> this is the best shit i've seen since my kabbalah kick
05:19:11 <elliott> http://www.kosherimage.com/kosherlampMAX.html
05:19:37 <Bike> like... beyond the sheer ridiculousness of it all... the deciding factor is, nothing can be helpful?
05:19:51 <elliott> i recommend http://judaism.stackexchange.com/ btw
05:20:02 <elliott> for general "wow judaism is realli unique" feelings
05:20:08 <Bike> They also permit walking past a house with a motion sensor which switches on a light if the street is already well-lit (not of benefit), but not if it is dark[citation needed].
05:20:17 <kmc> wowwwwwwwwwww
05:20:25 <Bike> being a modern orthodox jew must fucking suck
05:20:52 <kmc> http://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/28211/pleasure-of-woman-at-the-end-of-relations-source-in-chazal
05:20:58 <kmc> i love the way hebrew words just get mixed into english
05:21:01 <Bike> What's up with this pasuk in mishpatim?
05:21:03 <kmc> they could be total gibberish for all i know
05:21:11 <kmc> it's like watching people discuss star trek and put klingon words in
05:21:46 <Bike> The gemoro in kiddushin has the question if during the act of bioh with A a woman accepted kiddushim (although highly unlikely) from B.
05:22:33 <Bike> "The use of electricity from power plants operated by Jews in violation of Shabbat is also controversial because it is normally forbidden to benefit from the action of another Jew in violation of Shabbat. "
05:22:42 <Bike> so... a modern state can't function under these rules
05:22:53 <kmc> maybe in israel they make arabs run the power plants
05:22:58 <kmc> like the sabbath buses
05:23:57 <Bike> nothing happens (guaranteed);
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05:25:36 <Bike> Turning on an appliance may indirectly cause the power plant to consume more fuel. For various reasons most authorities permit this indirect causation if the power-plant is operated by non-Jews.[24] (If the power plant is operated by Jews, the issue is more complicated. See the section below regarding Israeli power plants.)
05:25:45 <pikhq> Bike: They can have a non-Jew running around just fine.
05:25:54 <Bike> OK, ok, this last one, this last one you need to see.
05:26:02 <Bike> Rabbi Shlomo Auerbach rejects all the fundamental reasons for prohibiting electricity as cited above, except for turning on an incandescent light which is considered lighting a fire. Nonetheless, he prohibits using any electrical appliances except in cases of great need because Shabbat-observant Jews have traditionally acted on the assumption that using electricity on Shabbat is prohibited. Thus, according to this opinion, the ...
05:26:08 <Bike> ... prohibition of electricity on Shabbat is a minhag (common practice or tradition) without a substantive reason in the laws of Shabbat.[26]
05:26:10 <pikhq> Basically, the idea is that if the non-Jew does something that Jews *happen* to benefit from, then hey, no harm done.
05:27:10 <kmc> common law judaism
05:27:45 <Bike> It is questionable if it is permissible to use an answering machine or voicemail to receive messages left during Shabbat, since one is benefiting from a violation of Shabbat, particularly if the caller is a Jew.
05:28:26 <Bike> man, i was reading about a war over glaciers before this, but this, this is something else
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05:31:01 <kmc> God is a place you will wait for the rest of your life
05:31:41 <Bike> ome neighborhoods with thousands of residents, especially Haredi communities, operate the electricity in their homes from a special Shabbat generator, without performing any forbidden action on Shabbat. Some people even refuse to use a generator because the end-product of electricity is indistinguishable from what is provided to ordinary consumers, so using electricity in any manner constitutes the appearance of violating halakhah.
05:33:09 <kmc> itt sanity is a social construct
05:35:01 <elliott> kmc: [sijmbol denoting recognition of reference]
05:35:38 <kmc> good name for a pl
05:35:54 <kmc> elliott: what, the Neutral Milk Hotel lyric?
05:36:00 <kmc> i just happenede to be listening to that song
05:36:11 <elliott> no the other reference obvs
05:37:28 <kmc> Does any one know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
05:45:05 <kmc> AVI: ODML: Building ODML index (2 superindexchunks).
05:45:53 <shachaf> kmc: have you seen how complicated Data.Map is :'(
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05:52:44 <mnoqy> shachaf: good question
05:53:23 <shachaf> mnoqy: hang on...... have you been logreading
05:54:12 <mnoqy> i have "informants"
05:54:46 <shachaf> did elliott make fun of me by pasting what i said in /query to you
05:55:46 <shachaf> does he call you mnoqi now
05:56:05 <shachaf> imo you should /nick mnoqi in solidity of elliott's keyboard
05:56:22 <mnoqy> im sure elliott avoids tab completion just to keep up the gimmick
06:04:51 <zzo38> The question "Does any one know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is probably not very meaningful.
06:05:39 <Bike> It meant something to somebody.
06:06:17 <zzo38> Yes, maybe to someone else it does.
06:06:43 <Bike> Anyone know where I can do a whois lookup for a Bhutanese domain?
06:06:51 <Bike> The usual services aren't cutting it.
06:08:10 <shachaf> Or do you want more than Avaliability?
06:08:45 <shachaf> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.bt to the rescue
06:09:12 <Bike> I suppose that would have been sensible to look up. Thank you.
06:09:49 <kmc> bhutanistan
06:10:32 <Bike> so uh... how can i look up who owns a domain exactly
06:11:36 <Bike> well, nic.bt is inaccurate.
06:11:47 <Bike> I'm trying to figure out The Deal with http://constitution.bt/
06:11:59 <shachaf> nic.bt has not been registered yet and so available. This domain could be purchased but with no guarantee. Availability of domain name doesn't necessarily mean this can be purchased.
06:12:30 <shachaf> I checked one domain and found a whois.
07:17:13 <shachaf> typing monoids is so much fun
07:17:55 <shachaf> mnoqy: hi mononononononoids hi
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07:22:56 <zzo38> Wow. Wikipedia works much better with JavaScript turned off.
07:24:25 <zzo38> Therefore I have blocked scripts from Wikipedia in the content-policy management.
07:25:33 <shachaf> Why don't you just use the gopher interface?
07:25:57 <Bike> Me too, phantom. me too
07:26:38 <zzo38> Because I want to edit it and that stuff too.
07:38:23 <kmc> i also that thing you said
07:38:44 <shachaf> why is everyone doing double takes
07:38:59 <kmc> *record scratch*
07:39:13 <zzo38> Maybe it is because you don't want quintuple takes?
07:39:29 * shachaf hears a collective sigh of #esoteric relief.
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08:22:21 <elliott> kmc: do iou know anithing about bidirectional tipe checking
08:22:37 <shachaf> is one direction type checking and the other direction type inference
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08:42:07 <shachaf> Although we have no way to make general unboxed tuples work, we can at least make IO-types work using the following ultra-kludgey observation: RealWorld# doesn't really exist and so has zero size, in compiled code. In turn this means that a type of the form (# t, RealWorld# #) has the same representation as plain t does. So the bytecode generator, whilst rejecting code with general unboxed tuple returns, recognises and accepts this special ...
08:42:13 <shachaf> ... case. Which means that IO-typed stuff works in the interpreter. Just.
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08:52:40 <fizzie> Viking's KML import today: http://sprunge.us/KHZc
09:17:04 <pikhq> Well, I get the feeling my insomnia's gotten worse.
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10:37:00 <zzo38> Do you think Wikipedia is better with or without the JavaScripts?
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11:31:17 <shachaf> It's too bad there are no deluxe subscribers.
11:31:28 <shachaf> They'd be getting deluxe service.
11:47:39 <ion> What’s pbf deluxe?
11:49:47 <shachaf> It's the deluxe pbf list for people who want deluxe updates.
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11:52:39 <ion> What are deluxe updates?
12:02:17 <shachaf> mnoqy: got any elliott wisdom for us
12:05:15 <shachaf> the well has beep depleted
12:05:40 <mnoqy> im unsure as to whether i ever had elliott wisdom
12:05:55 <shachaf> is there such a thing as elliott wisdom????
12:07:41 <ion> is there such a thing as elliott?
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13:01:11 <shachaf> oerjan! Just the entity I was looking for.
13:01:24 <shachaf> Why are you gateway/web/freenode/?
13:02:23 <oerjan> <shachaf> oerjan: Last time I linked to a page about the etymology of Nikolay or something, and you noticed it was vandalism and reverted it. <-- WHY DON'T YOU EDIT WIKIPEDIA YOU ANTISOCIAL JERK (just kidding.)
13:03:14 <shachaf> With the Nikoblahtymology thing it was because I wasn't even paying attention to that.
13:03:28 <shachaf> With the other thing it was because I refuse to edit Wikipedia.
13:03:50 <shachaf> It's a slippery slope, neh? You edit one article and soon you're editing thousands.
13:04:11 <oerjan> not me. too lazy to expand.
13:04:41 <elliott> oerjan: do iou have a i kei i could borrow?
13:04:42 <oerjan> well except when i notice something like everyone misspelling Isaac Newton as Issac Newton and do a full search.
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13:05:20 <oerjan> elliott: you don't hapen to have a key for me in return?
13:05:43 <oerjan> (it only randomly notices me pressing p)
13:05:56 <shachaf> well well what have we here https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Issac_Newton&action=history
13:06:03 <elliott> oerjan: iou can have f12. pretti sure i'll never need f12.
13:06:22 <shachaf> f12 is the best key on the keyboard
13:06:37 <olsner> hmm, had to double-check whether they actually went up to f12 on a normal keyboard
13:06:39 <oerjan> i don't do F keys much.
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13:07:01 <Jafet> Why didn't they just design keyboards with ten of them, and make F10 F12?
13:07:28 * oerjan gives Jafet a spinal tap
13:07:56 <oerjan> shachaf: it's like bigger, but begger.
13:08:23 <oerjan> i should also point out that the ' key is also bad.
13:09:28 <oerjan> (this is not my laptop btw. which also answers shachaf's first question. well as much as i want to answer it.)
13:09:52 <shachaf> my ' key and my ↵ key have a telepathic link
13:10:34 <oerjan> shachaf: oh mine do too, then.
13:10:40 <shachaf> Sometimes I press ' and get a newline.
13:11:06 <shachaf> Despite having pressed ' and not �.
13:11:31 <shachaf> oerjan: Are you coming to BayHac?
13:12:06 <oerjan> btw i think i mentioned before that my issac newton search and replace hit upon an indian college whose name is apparently _officially_ spelled with "issac".
13:12:38 <oerjan> and no, i have no plans of coming to the usa in the foreseeable future.
13:13:05 <shachaf> We have an unrivaled Substructure
13:13:09 <shachaf> Our aspiration is to make students Intellectual
13:13:20 <shachaf> We have wonderful Natural surrounding with air and light
13:13:29 <shachaf> We give assurance to our students to get a virtuous Career
13:13:32 <shachaf> We not only education but also Ethnicities to the students
13:13:46 <shachaf> i was just going to paste one of them but then they kept coming help
13:13:52 <oerjan> i like substructure in my logics
13:14:11 <shachaf> the joke is that The name you can Trust is Sir Issac Newton
13:14:51 <olsner> shachaf: where is that from?
13:15:28 <shachaf> let's look at their computer science department
13:16:16 <shachaf> ok i won't paste it in here because then i'd paste the whole page
13:18:58 <boily> I thinkg lambdabot is being sympathetic to the prolonged absence of metasepia.
13:19:45 <oerjan> shachaf: you look like the kind of guy who'd know what "halachic" (in the topic) means.
13:20:12 <lambdabot> *** "halacha" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)"
13:20:13 <lambdabot> n 1: Talmudic literature that deals with law and with the
13:20:13 <lambdabot> interpretation of the laws on the Hebrew Scriptures [syn:
13:20:55 <shachaf> 22:20 <kmc> http://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/28211/pleasure-of-woman-at-the-end-of-relations-source-in-chazal
13:21:01 <Jafet> Halachic, the latest jewish fashion
13:21:52 <oerjan> ...and here we see a rabbi in a halachic shirt with matching striped trousers...
13:24:35 <elliott> oerjan: do iou happen to know anithing about bidirectional tipe checking, bi the wai
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13:25:32 <oerjan> shachaf: doesn't load for me
13:25:41 <oerjan> which might be just as well.
13:26:41 <shachaf> oerjan: Don't complain to me. Complaimc.
13:27:22 <oerjan> kmc: doesn't load for me
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13:35:24 <shachaf> oerjan: have you considered that only uncool people have no plans of coming to the usa
13:35:50 <oerjan> doesn't apply to me, i've already been there. hth.
13:36:43 <shachaf> yes but you currently have no plans
13:37:35 <oerjan> call me again when i don't have to worry about getting baggage confiscated hth
13:38:28 <fizzie> We don't have any plans of coming to the USA. (Then again, I can't really argue against "uncool" either.)
13:39:01 <fizzie> We do have a vague plan of going to Scotland not this but next summer, maybe that counts?
13:40:07 <shachaf> fizzie is cool, says my book
13:40:14 <shachaf> perhaps you have plans that you aren't aware of
13:41:02 <fizzie> Plans within plans within plans.
13:41:18 <fizzie> Maybe it's Scotland, USA.
13:43:01 <shachaf> fizzie: that's not how the USA works...................
13:43:22 <shachaf> there are at least 15 Scotlands in the USA
13:43:38 <elliott> fizzie: hexham is pretti close to scotland, consider visiting?
13:43:56 <shachaf> imo elliott should visit me
13:44:09 <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i'm vegetarian
13:45:28 <oerjan> `addquote <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i'm vegetarian
13:45:32 <HackEgo> 1038) <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i'm vegetarian
13:45:40 <oerjan> i'm such a sucker for quotes
13:46:18 <mnoqy> 1038 quotes is a lot.....how much % is bad
13:46:46 <shachaf> > 1037 / 1038 * 100 -- hth
13:47:02 <mnoqy> which is the good quote!! which
13:47:03 <HackEgo> 428) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality.
13:47:04 <HackEgo> 408) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
13:47:04 <HackEgo> 964) <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
13:47:04 <HackEgo> 63) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it
13:47:05 <HackEgo> 905) <oerjan> `pastequotes django <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404 <olsner> I'm still in all of them :( <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
13:47:25 <elliott> imo all but maibe two or arguabli three of those are good
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13:50:13 <mnoqy> 428 is the best of those (it's excellent) and i don't feel particularly strongly about the others
13:52:32 <elliott> 964 is boring, 63 is i think subject of one of those quote wars of iore
13:55:10 <mnoqy> `pastequotes django
13:55:17 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.8648
13:56:51 <HackEgo> 280) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder
13:56:52 <HackEgo> 840) [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
13:56:52 <HackEgo> 889) <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
13:56:52 <HackEgo> 772) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude
13:56:52 <HackEgo> 299) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it?
13:57:21 <fungot> shachaf: i'm at 24 or so at least
14:00:03 <FireFly> fungot: you've deleted 24 quotes?!
14:00:03 <fungot> FireFly: it's rather like the srfi process. ultimately the only way i would use structures in place of? since it has builtin handling of network i/ o)
14:00:11 <fungot> shachaf: a stack overflow error in scheme48. this source file: http://magic.xmog.com/ js/ application date/ plt fnord/ teachpack/ htdp/ extended/ world.html though
14:00:15 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube
14:00:19 <fungot> Selected style: ct (Chrono Trigger game script)
14:00:23 <fungot> shachaf: the king awaits. you saved our queen? you want some jerky! will you sell to humans! get out?! hey! is that for us! the chef's in a snit, trying to get food to the front lines. heard a spell to energize the sword takes immense evil! indeed! this thing. what you have? transform! this trading house. it's the kind! i've decided to stay with these humans! you're a traitor! you're not our king! but, we are far outnumbered!
14:00:34 <FireFly> I thought you wanted him to be quiet
14:00:54 <HackEgo> *poof* <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it?
14:01:05 <HackEgo> 886) <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads? <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
14:01:06 <HackEgo> 679) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too.
14:01:06 <HackEgo> 273) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar
14:01:07 <HackEgo> 661) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels.
14:01:07 <HackEgo> 129) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
14:01:25 <HackEgo> *poof* <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads? <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
14:01:55 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.7850
14:01:56 <mnoqy> what's up with 129
14:02:13 <mnoqy> but i assume there's a reason it's there????????????????????? maybe i assume too much
14:02:14 <HackEgo> *poof* * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
14:02:24 <shachaf> mnoqy: just asked a question and answered it in the next sentence
14:03:07 <HackEgo> 450) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
14:03:09 <HackEgo> 410) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor
14:03:11 <HackEgo> 791) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del
14:03:13 <HackEgo> 744) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you
14:03:15 <HackEgo> 539) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
14:04:07 <shachaf> 744 should be kept at all costs
14:04:41 <shachaf> 410 seems 'kinda point less"
14:05:25 <HackEgo> *poof* <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
14:06:02 * oerjan swats shachaf for deleting a second quote from the same batch -----###
14:06:02 <HackEgo> 501) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is
14:06:02 <HackEgo> 404) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself
14:06:03 <HackEgo> 476) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out
14:06:03 <HackEgo> 323) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
14:06:03 <HackEgo> 334) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
14:06:16 <shachaf> oerjan: we didn't delete any quote from the batch before that
14:06:19 <shachaf> oerjan: i had to balance it out
14:06:54 <mnoqy> is 404 a quote from somewhere
14:07:23 <elliott> its a reference to that one famous quote tho if that's what ou mean
14:08:17 <oerjan> shachaf: NO BALANCING. although i admit it was bad.
14:09:02 <shachaf> oerjan: why don't you tell that to oklopol "quote 476 reference"
14:09:43 <oerjan> because he's not here, apparently.
14:10:17 <HackEgo> 13) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE.
14:10:17 <HackEgo> 709) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that
14:10:18 <HackEgo> 750) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak".
14:10:18 <HackEgo> 330) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back.
14:10:18 <HackEgo> 79) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point.
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14:12:05 <mnoqy> i like 750 and 330 but i don't get the rest
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14:14:35 <oerjan> they are memories of ancient memes
14:14:48 <HackEgo> 922) <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated"
14:14:49 <HackEgo> 572) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem.
14:14:49 <HackEgo> 951) <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I'll use Banach-Tarski"
14:14:50 <HackEgo> 445) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
14:14:50 <HackEgo> 709) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that
14:15:06 <shachaf> 709 really wants to be deleted
14:15:27 <oerjan> it will delete the universe too!
14:15:41 <elliott> mnoqy: don't iou know the ALTERATE unIVERSE series?
14:16:12 <HackEgo> *poof* <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that
14:16:19 <mnoqy> def. the worst of that set
14:16:24 <mnoqy> "decisions made easier"
14:16:28 <elliott> 709 is cute imo but i don't care that much
14:16:29 <shachaf> mnoqy mnoqy what did you do
14:16:33 <elliott> i would have erred towards 445
14:17:18 <shachaf> we have 34 quotes left to delete
14:17:30 <HackEgo> 659) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels.
14:17:31 <HackEgo> 232) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag.
14:17:31 <HackEgo> 924) <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
14:17:31 <HackEgo> 846) [after discussing lens] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season's Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
14:17:31 <HackEgo> 864) <pikhq> Conext coyou'll cotell come cothat coyou cocan't coprefix coeverything cowith co"co". <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot!
14:17:34 <HackEgo> 848) <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(
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14:18:21 <elliott> mocking fizzie for linking to a file on his computer
14:18:48 <HackEgo> *poof* [after discussing lens] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season's Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
14:18:50 <HackEgo> *poof* <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag.
14:19:07 <shachaf> i'm glad it didn't happen the other way
14:19:18 <elliott> mnoqy: req. second opinion
14:19:28 <HackEgo> 62) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program
14:19:28 <HackEgo> 523) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
14:19:29 <HackEgo> 874) <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
14:19:30 <HackEgo> 944) <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
14:19:30 <mnoqy> it's a double batch
14:19:41 <mnoqy> we can't touch any of those though
14:19:55 <elliott> thankfulli i like all of those
14:19:56 <shachaf> do batches have to be contiguous
14:20:00 <mnoqy> whichever's most convenient
14:20:03 <elliott> does anione understand 924 btw
14:20:11 <mnoqy> 232 was cute but i don't care enough about it to restore it
14:20:25 <HackEgo> 158) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities.
14:20:25 <HackEgo> 223) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony.
14:20:26 <HackEgo> 433) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
14:20:26 <HackEgo> 405) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
14:20:27 <HackEgo> 837) <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it
14:20:45 <mnoqy> 924 [was] cute but ye i dont get it either
14:20:54 <elliott> 405 is probabli the weakest? imo none of these want deleting
14:21:18 <HackEgo> 383) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
14:21:18 <HackEgo> 438) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
14:21:31 <HackEgo> 528) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
14:21:31 <HackEgo> 578) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
14:21:32 <HackEgo> 912) <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary?
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14:22:05 <elliott> oerjan "another victim of the carnage"
14:22:49 <mnoqy> are any of those worth deleting? i dont think so
14:22:49 <shachaf> okay all these quotes are bad
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14:22:54 <shachaf> but none of them are bad enough to delete
14:23:00 <mnoqy> um 383 is excellent
14:23:13 <shachaf> 383 has its charm but only when you read it twice
14:23:16 <elliott> 383 is good, 528 and 578 are good (obviousli)
14:23:35 <elliott> 912 is sort of one of those cultural marks iou need to have aronud
14:23:41 <HackEgo> 853) <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
14:23:41 <elliott> even if thei don't directli serve a purpose
14:23:42 <HackEgo> 227) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't.
14:23:42 <HackEgo> 757) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine
14:23:42 <HackEgo> 996) <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
14:24:29 <mnoqy> i was going to go with 757 but okj
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14:25:33 <HackEgo> *poof* <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine
14:25:43 <HackEgo> 339) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs.
14:25:44 <HackEgo> 657) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can.
14:25:45 <HackEgo> 300) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed
14:25:45 <HackEgo> 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life
14:25:45 <HackEgo> 312) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago"
14:26:00 <HackEgo> *poof* <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed
14:26:08 <HackEgo> 483) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours
14:26:08 <HackEgo> 334) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring
14:26:09 <HackEgo> 621) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot.
14:26:14 <HackEgo> 243) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
14:26:16 <HackEgo> 844) <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(
14:26:41 <mnoqy> 621 is bad but 483 is also bad
14:27:30 <mnoqy> 844 is.....................special
14:27:45 <shachaf> but 844 doesn't deserve to live
14:28:09 <mnoqy> elliott: imo you decide
14:28:17 <elliott> 844 is not getting deleted its mi proudest moment
14:28:27 <shachaf> imo 844 is a very bad quote
14:28:34 <elliott> i wouldnt delete ani of these but i dont reall care about 621 or realli 243
14:28:44 <mnoqy> the first line of 844 is great but the rest of it i dont care for
14:29:02 <shachaf> mnoqy: no 844 is bad from the first character on
14:29:05 <elliott> mnoqy: ije 844 could do with truncation perhaps
14:29:09 <HackEgo> *poof* <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot.
14:29:11 <HackEgo> 744) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
14:29:23 <HackEgo> *poof* <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
14:29:39 <elliott> i keep it in a little book in mi pocket
14:29:39 <HackEgo> 744) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_
14:29:40 <shachaf> 744 is about monqy saying hi
14:29:49 <shachaf> you can't erase history, mnoqy
14:29:53 <HackEgo> 73) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length.
14:29:54 <HackEgo> 490) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic
14:29:54 <HackEgo> 219) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties
14:29:57 <HackEgo> 846) <olsner> FireFly: oh, did you see ion's police reindeer? that was ... at least as on-topic as this discussion
14:29:57 <HackEgo> /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: quopte: not found
14:29:59 <HackEgo> 266) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
14:30:13 <HackEgo> *poof* <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length.
14:30:18 <shachaf> are there any good Warrigal quotes
14:30:29 <HackEgo> 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. \ 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. \ 47) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. \ 49) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? \ 61) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you me
14:30:57 <mnoqy> all of those are bad
14:31:06 <Snowyowl> 47 isn't soul-wrenchingly horrible
14:31:32 <HackEgo> 61) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21?
14:31:33 <shachaf> 47 is ok if you have no taste