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00:50:23 <boily> `w
00:50:24 <HackEgo> stupidity//Stupidity is created when people are too lazy to think correctly.
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01:04:13 <\oren\> STREET FESTIVAL! HURRAY
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01:29:24 <zzo38> Will they add into Opus codec a mode to use higher bandwidths, in case you want more than 20 kHz?
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02:35:28 <boily> `w
02:35:29 <HackEgo> pokemon//A pokemon is a monster that you keep in your pocket. Taneb invented them.
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02:40:47 <boily> `w
02:40:49 <HackEgo> welcome//Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
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03:29:46 <zzo38> Ogg container format is in my opinion better than the other kinds, and is simpler kind, although I think there are a few problems with it (including the way codecs are determined), so I made up a variant called GLOGG container format, which fixes what seem to me to be the problems.
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03:57:14 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Talk:Last ReSort]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=52176 * CatIsFluffy * (+57) Created page with "==Eventual behavior of 2 is ZISC?== Seems highly chaotic."
03:58:38 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Talk:Last ReSort]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52177&oldid=52176 * CatIsFluffy * (+146)
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04:07:21 <doesthiswork> zzo38 do you vote for the pirate party?
04:09:07 <zzo38> I did not vote, and the Pirate Party does not seem to be running in my area (there is Pirate Party in Canada, although not in my area).
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06:28:41 <zzo38> If you want a uniform floating number 0 up to (not including) 1, what is the method? Someone mentioned "we would like to imagine drawing a real number in [0, 1] uniformly at random, and then choosing the nearest floating-point number to it". I wrote the following MMIX code: ANDNH $0,#FFF0; ORH $0,#3FF0; SETH $1,#3FF0; FSUB $0,$0,$1
06:29:49 <zzo38> Can describe as: [1] Put random 52-bit integer into the fraction bits. [2] Put 1023 into the exponent bits. [3] Treat as a floating number and subtract 1.0.
06:30:19 <zzo38> However, would it work better to add a fourth step: [4] Replace the fraction bits with a new 52-bit number.
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06:40:36 <doesthiswork> why would the 4th step be an improvement?
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06:43:26 <zzo38> Since a random real number presumably has an unlimited number of bits.
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07:04:51 <shachaf> `5 w
07:05:02 <HackEgo> 1/2:evil//Evil is a special thing, it must be followed by 4 letters of your nickname. It is very evil, and thus is recursive. \ delaware//Delaware is a US state in which everybody speaks German. \ fungot//fungot is our beloved channel mascot and voice of reason. \ molum//molum is the inverse function of ybden. \ tmyk//tmyk the more overfilled your
07:05:23 <shachaf> `n
07:05:23 <HackEgo> 2/2:brain gets.
07:06:44 <zzo38> My nickname has only three letters, not four.
07:07:15 <shachaf> It has only two letters.
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07:08:46 <zzo38> Yes, if you only count the letter that is difference than each other
07:09:28 <shachaf> Does the first z stand for "Zermelo"?
07:09:43 <zzo38> The letters stand for nothing.
07:09:51 <zzo38> (The numbers also stand for nothing.)
07:10:52 <shachaf> Does the string "38" stand for the number thirty-eight?
07:11:27 <zzo38> shachaf: Normally it does, but in my nickname "zzo38" it does not stand for anything.
07:11:53 <zzo38> I made a implementation of fast inverse square root in MMIX, with 36 oops (or only 20 oops if you do not need the second iteration). However it is assuming that the input is positive and normal (although inverse square root isn't going to work very well otherwise anyways).
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07:24:38 <zzo38> (That is faster than the built-in square-root instruction of MMIX, which is 40 oops; if you want the reciprocal you will then make a division which is another 40 oops.)
07:29:10 <zzo38> Apparently on x86 to compute an approximation of the ordinary square root, it is actually faster to do it by using the instruction for reciprocal square root.
07:35:21 <shachaf> You mean on recent implementations of x86?
07:37:33 <zzo38> The article that mentions that comes from 2009.
07:38:00 <zzo38> (which is also the number that "MMIX" corresponds to with roman numbers, although that is irrelevant here)
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07:45:26 <Taneb> zzo38, how does your fast inverse square root work
07:48:44 <zzo38> Similar to the article in Wikipedia. See http://sprunge.us/AIOc for the actual code
07:51:26 <zzo38> Hopefully the code is clear enough; if something is unclear you can ask.
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07:53:45 <zzo38> Do you understand how this is working now?
07:57:27 <Taneb> I'm familiar with the Fast Inverse Square Root algorithm on Wikipedia
07:57:47 <zzo38> Well, it is similar.
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11:07:49 <Taneb> @metar EGNM
11:07:49 <lambdabot> EGNM 170950Z 26007KT 190V290 9999 BKN016 18/16 Q1026
11:20:35 <hppavilion[0]> @metar PAMR
11:20:35 <lambdabot> PAMR 170953Z 00000KT 10SM SCT065 BKN080 BKN130 BKN200 13/07 A2979 RMK AO2 SLP089 T01280067
11:24:22 <fizzie> @metar EGLL
11:24:22 <lambdabot> EGLL 171020Z AUTO 24005KT 180V330 9999 NCD 25/15 Q1027
11:24:45 <fizzie> Think they forecast something like 29 for today.
11:28:03 <hppavilion[0]> I have a policy about german. If I see it, I try to read it.
11:28:07 <hppavilion[0]> It has now bitten me in the Arsch.
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12:11:32 <int-e> 8096373705231173873515698288105814457559349996780213465927102169635143836763371455511239714251901656919412172053510347251766358525837584663686083361012968763343440510359069137201087033274943221529093137894442823663461959335745044107344)](125)](40)](41)](40)~(?({(@()))(1)())(}(+(1)(@()))(/({(@()))(10)))~(?(@())(1)())(_(@())](+(48)(%({(@()))(10))))~(](+(37)(%({())(90)))/(1)(}()(/({())(90))))()
12:12:22 <int-e> yay, it fit! (it's an integ quine)
12:14:34 <int-e> of course, neither kerbal nor b_jonas are here...
12:15:23 <int-e> and uh, that was still incomplete anyway.
12:18:30 <int-e> oh well, the whole thing is at http://sprunge.us/eNFW now
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13:04:49 <int-e> }()(12872430441100276982898287331888341273694712212561754032457387972966053390121885560971120465568914029739991532252291383312910885004797316378038489445182646423771046386470134709527072922468161172180445227065244725860831882888079650601385257741999212883854949376079644467447663461959335745044107344)](125)](40)](41)](40)~(/(9)(}(+(1)(@()))(/({(@()))(10))))()~(](+(48)(%({(@()))(10)))?(@())(1)())(_(@()))~(](+(37)(%({())(90)))/(1)(}()(/({())(90))))()
13:05:04 <int-e> yay.
13:05:20 <__kerbal__> int-e: the bot's in #esoteric-blah
13:05:30 <__kerbal__> if you want to work with it
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14:03:12 <int-e> @metar lowi
14:03:12 <lambdabot> LOWI 171250Z 32010KT 280V020 9999 FEW070 SCT110 BKN300 23/04 Q1022 NOSIG
14:03:40 <__kerbal__> @help metar
14:03:40 <lambdabot> metar <ICAO airport code>
14:03:40 <lambdabot> Look up METAR weather data for given airport.
14:03:45 <__kerbal__> Neat
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14:10:51 <boily> @metar CYUL
14:10:51 <lambdabot> CYUL 171300Z 13003KT 090V180 15SM BKN032 BKN120 OVC240 19/16 A2988 RMK SC6AC1CI1 SLP120 DENSITY ALT 700FT
14:15:05 <APic\splat> @metar CTHULHU
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14:17:50 <boily> CTHULHU 171300Z 00008KT VRB 1/4SM SKC 04/04 A9999 RMK IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN SLP133
14:19:11 <LKoen> the current blognomic dynasty has cthulhu for a theme, hth
14:21:07 <Taneb> LKoen, I don't think that's an appropriate place for an hth hth
14:21:28 <LKoen> I'm pretty sure 'hth' should be comma-separated from the rest of the sentence
14:21:58 <boily> oxford hth, hth.
14:23:22 <int-e> 04/04, hmm
14:23:44 <int-e> does "blognomic" have a silent "g"?
14:24:03 <LKoen> I'm French. I consider all letters to be silent.
14:39:09 <__kerbal__> @modulelist
14:39:09 <lambdabot> Unknown command, try @list
14:39:13 <__kerbal__> @listmodules
14:39:14 <lambdabot> activity base bf check compose dice dict djinn dummy elite eval filter free fresh haddock help hoogle instances irc karma localtime metar more oeis offlineRC pl pointful poll pretty quote search
14:39:14 <lambdabot> slap source spell system tell ticker todo topic type undo unlambda unmtl version where
14:39:17 <__kerbal__> @dice
14:39:18 <lambdabot> unexpected end of input: expecting number, "d" or "("
14:39:24 <__kerbal__> @Dice d
14:39:24 <lambdabot> unexpected end of input: expecting number
14:39:32 <__kerbal__> Is dice an esolang?
14:40:02 <APic\splat> 😸
14:40:16 <int-e> @help dice
14:40:16 <lambdabot> @dice <expr>. Throw random dice. <expr> is of the form 3d6+2.
14:40:27 <__kerbal__> ok
14:40:31 <__kerbal__> Thanks!
14:41:08 <int-e> @dice d7+d11
14:41:08 <lambdabot> int-e: 7 + 4 => 11
14:41:32 <zzo38> I have a implementation that you can omit both the number of dice and the number of sides; the number of dice defaults to 1 (for compatibility with Dungeons&Dragons) and the number of sides defaults to 6 (for compatibility with GURPS).
14:41:35 <__kerbal__> @dice 50d80
14:41:35 <lambdabot> __kerbal__: 2014
14:41:51 <__kerbal__> zzo38: Interesting
14:41:58 <__kerbal__> @dice 500d800
14:41:59 <lambdabot> __kerbal__: 207747
14:42:09 <__kerbal__> @dice 9999d9999
14:42:09 <lambdabot> __kerbal__: 49981203
14:42:28 <zzo38> (So "d" by itself will be valid)
14:42:29 <__kerbal__> Because everyone needs to roll nearly ten thousand 9999-sided die!
14:42:36 <__kerbal__> zzo38: neat
14:42:46 <__kerbal__> @dice 9999d9999
14:42:46 <lambdabot> __kerbal__: 49920196
14:42:53 <__kerbal__> @dice 9999d9999
14:42:53 <lambdabot> __kerbal__: 49741089
14:43:26 <int-e> it cheats :P
14:43:28 <__kerbal__> That's interesting...
14:43:51 <int-e> @dice 1000000d42+42d1000000
14:43:51 <lambdabot> int-e: 21501687 + 22256928 => 43758615
14:44:10 <__kerbal__> Is there a statistical reason for that sort of behavior?
14:44:13 <zzo38> Cheating by how?
14:44:17 <__kerbal__> I sort of thing there is
14:44:20 <__kerbal__> think
14:44:35 <zzo38> If the distribution is correct then it shouldn't matter how the program comes to such result
14:44:51 <int-e> zzo38: for >100 (I think) dice it just samples a normal distribution with the right standard deviation and mean
14:45:04 <int-e> which is not perfectly accurate
14:45:43 <int-e> but you'd have to take many samples to notice... you'll probably discover the limited entropy of the random number generator first.
14:45:46 <boily> the Law of Large Numbers mean anything will tend to be a normal distribution (grossly oversimplified oversimplification, but that's normal for ya).
14:46:09 <boily> oops, wrong law. Central Limit Theorem.
14:46:16 <__kerbal__> boily: I thought that there was some sort of rule like that
14:46:31 <__kerbal__> That's interesting
14:46:47 <boily> in fact, you're pretty much safe with a normal distribution for quite anything, unless your samples are < 30, in which case it' Student.
14:46:51 <int-e> boily: enter the Petersburg paradox.
14:46:58 <__kerbal__> By the way... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zocchihedron
14:47:05 * boily wikipédiaes the paradox
14:48:56 <__kerbal__> Fascinating!
14:49:11 <int-e> it's the best thing since the two envelopes problem
14:49:34 <__kerbal__> infinite sums and series can be so confusing
14:51:08 <APic\splat> The whole fucking infinite Universe is infinitely confusing. 😉
14:51:23 <APic\splat> Uncountably infinite.
14:51:43 <int-e> somehow I've never seen a Zocchihedron before
14:53:58 <int-e> I guess the standard 2d10 method is superior anyway
14:56:57 <fizzie> I've seen those things, but didn't know they were called that.
14:57:26 <fizzie> They're very good if you want a dice that rolls a long long way.
14:58:10 <__kerbal__> fizzie: So I've read
14:58:19 <int-e> apparently there is a more ordinary D100 by a company called Bescon
14:58:23 <__kerbal__> I mean, it's basically a labled ball
14:58:28 <__kerbal__> labeled
14:58:32 <boily> just a d30 is already very rolly.
14:58:53 <fizzie> I got a d6 spinning top from a Christmas cracker, and it always lands on 2.
14:59:05 <int-e> and somehow, the image search for "D100" brings up many cameras... :P
14:59:39 <int-e> (in retrospect I find it surprising that the dice outnumber the cameras on the first result page)
15:00:38 <fizzie> (It's actually impressive how well it manages to avoid the other numbers, even though it has no obvious asymmetries.)
15:01:22 <int-e> is it meant to do that?
15:02:56 <fizzie> I don't think so, but it's not like it came with a manual.
15:03:04 <fizzie> Maybe it's social commentary.
15:03:28 <__kerbal__> everything is social commentary
15:03:38 <fizzie> OTOH, it's also very cheap and dinky.
15:04:50 <__kerbal__> fizzie: what is it made of?
15:05:38 <fizzie> Plastic. It's a red plastic hexagon with a diameter of maybe 10-15 mm, with a little axis through the centre.
15:05:41 <int-e> child labor
15:05:50 <int-e> (you asked for social commentary?)
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15:17:50 <zzo38> How might I fix the JPEG encoder to implement chroma subsampling?
15:19:02 <LKoen> <fizzie> I got a d6 spinning top from a Christmas cracker, and it always lands on 2.
15:19:05 <LKoen> is that a fact?
15:19:19 <LKoen> and do you know why?
15:19:43 <LKoen> and have you tried spinning it with a beyblade launcher?
15:21:11 <__kerbal__> fizzie: And what does feminist theory have to say about this situation?
15:26:34 <int-e> The die is an androcentric social construct, and is the conceptual driver behind much of climate change.
15:28:21 <__kerbal__> int-e: I would have guessed that
15:52:30 <__kerbal__> @google feminist theory
15:52:34 <lambdabot> http://journals.sagepub.com/home/fty
15:52:34 <lambdabot> Title: Feminist Theory: SAGE Journals
15:55:27 <LKoen> int-e: I hear from an important country leader that climate change is a hoax
15:55:58 <LKoen> but dice are very much real
15:59:47 <int-e> LKoen: the second half is a quote from http://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/conceptual-penis-social-contruct-sokal-style-hoax-on-gender-studies/
15:59:57 <LKoen> yes I recognized it
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16:00:39 <int-e> I also think you're missing a "self-" in front of "important"
16:01:44 <LKoen> nice
16:06:05 <int-e> similar idea: When's the next meeting of the leaders of the free world... with Trump?
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16:15:09 <__kerbal__> fungot
16:15:09 <fungot> __kerbal__: for some reason
16:15:20 <__kerbal__> fungot
16:15:20 <fungot> __kerbal__: there's still a lot of the data
16:15:23 <__kerbal__> fungot
16:15:23 <fungot> __kerbal__: use emacs for irc and people were placed in 4th. and fifth was supposed to be the disconnect at hand, first time it returns to wrong place?) documentary coming up on haskell for a state-based language
16:16:08 <erkin> henlo
16:17:38 <__kerbal__> `prefixes
16:17:39 <HackEgo> Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ .
16:18:11 <__kerbal__> why doesn't HackEgo set fungot off?
16:18:12 <fungot> __kerbal__: so would you write quicksort? isn't that pain for not much benefit. now, about your response to my paul graham reference. it is of little consequence, however.
16:18:30 <__kerbal__> is fungot programmed to ignore him?
16:18:47 <zzo38> I think so.
16:19:01 <__kerbal__> ah
16:19:19 <__kerbal__> ^help
16:19:19 <fungot> ^<lang> <code>; ^def <command> <lang> <code>; ^show [command]; lang=bf/ul, code=text/str:N; ^str 0-9 get/set/add [text]; ^style [style]; ^bool
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16:39:52 <__kerbal__> welcome!
16:41:51 <__kerbal__> jjthrash: I built an IRC bot over in #esoteric-blah to interpret Integ.
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17:08:43 <int-e> hmm, new kind of spam to me... sod story of being stranded in the Philippines, wallet lost, wants a "short-term loan" of $1,950 to pay hotel and "get her sorry ass home".
17:09:04 <int-e> kind of cute, hard to imagine it working, but then that's true for all non-targeted spam
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17:12:24 <oerjan> stupid annoying rain dripping on something loud outside
17:12:30 <oerjan> @metar ENVA
17:12:30 <lambdabot> ENVA 171550Z 22004KT 160V260 9999 -RA FEW040 BKN070 16/10 Q1013 RMK WIND 670FT 03004KT
17:13:12 <oerjan> (alternatively stupid neighbors for leaving whatever it is out in the open.)
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17:15:47 <int-e> . o O ( here's me hoping that oerjan's not talking about a baby )
17:18:42 <oerjan> sadly it's probably just the architecture, and it happens whenever rain and wind conditions are ri^WHORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG
17:19:16 <oerjan> admittedly a baby would _probably_ be worse.
17:19:17 <int-e> dym favourable?
17:19:28 <oerjan> NO
17:20:06 <oerjan> except with a baby there would be someone responsible for stopping it.
17:24:48 <oerjan> the conditions seem to have improved.
17:26:40 <__kerbal__> Do Norwegians just randomly leave their babies out in the middle of rainstorms? Is that a tradition?
17:28:02 <oerjan> i'm sure it goes back to the vikings.
17:29:04 <__kerbal__> ah
17:32:18 <oerjan> @google leave baby outside in stroller
17:32:20 <lambdabot> Plugin `search' failed with: connect: does not exist (No route to host)
17:32:27 * oerjan swats int-e -----###
17:32:29 <oerjan> @google leave baby outside in stroller
17:32:31 <lambdabot> https://www.fatherly.com/love-and-money/why-danish-parents-leave-their-children-outside-in-strollers/
17:33:33 <__kerbal__> I was literally just joking...
17:33:51 <oerjan> JOKE'S ON YOU
17:34:12 <__kerbal__> evidently
17:34:18 <__kerbal__> so
17:34:19 <oerjan> if you look at the whole google hit page you'll find some examples of what happens when they try it in america.
17:34:36 <__kerbal__> The article said that it didn't end well
17:34:59 <zzo38> Is there a such things as MMIX JIT to compile a MMIX code into a code for a different computer? You do not need to worry aout self-modifying code unless a SYNCID instruction is executed, so that part is more simplify to do this it seem like.
17:35:47 <oerjan> actually maybe not, that's with "leaves"
17:37:06 <oerjan> this one, anyway http://www.reuters.com/article/us-restaurant-baby-idUSTRE77E62O20110815
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17:41:48 <int-e> let's see if I can catch it doing that again after this reboot
17:42:30 <oerjan> `? heisenbug
17:42:31 <HackEgo> heisenbug? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
17:42:52 <int-e> oerjan: it's worse, it's IPv6 neighbour discovery
17:43:41 <int-e> which, for some reason, is failing... I thought I had understood this two days ago :-/
17:44:28 <oerjan> it only fails when you aren't observing it hth
17:44:38 <int-e> I still have a workaround , but I hate it.
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17:45:05 <int-e> @bot
17:45:13 <lambdabot> :)
17:45:45 <int-e> oerjan: well there is some sort of timeout involved... probably somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes
17:47:25 <int-e> and there was something strange before the reboot, a "FAILED" neighbour entry on the local link which from what I believe to understand about the configuration there, should never be created.
17:48:22 <int-e> oerjan: btw, next time you swat me for lambdabot misbehaving I'll add another letter to the nick :-P
17:48:41 * int-e really didn't appreciate that.
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17:51:40 <int-e> hah, http://www.npccomic.com/comic/2010/02/17/trekkie-exposed/
17:51:58 * oerjan has tab completion, you know
17:52:10 * oerjan grins evilly
17:58:38 <oerjan> int-e: you'll have to something more elaborate, like creating innocentbot
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17:59:11 <int-e> oerjan: that's not what I meant... did you see lambdabot's quite message?
17:59:29 <oerjan> nope um
17:59:44 <oerjan> OKAY
18:00:27 <int-e> anyway... neighbour discovery... what was that rfc again
18:08:58 <int-e> @google lambdabot
18:08:59 <lambdabot> Plugin `search' failed with: connect: does not exist (No route to host)
18:09:14 <myname> wat
18:09:29 <int-e> exactly.
18:09:32 <oerjan> `? lambdabot
18:09:33 <HackEgo> lambdabot is a fully functional bot. just don't ask about @src.
18:09:44 <int-e> anyway, I've put the workaround back
18:09:53 <oerjan> `learn_append lambdabot or the neighbours.
18:09:57 <HackEgo> Learned 'lambdabot': lambdabot is a fully functional bot. just don't ask about @src. or the neighbours.
18:10:04 <__kerbal__> @src
18:10:04 <lambdabot> src <id>. Display the implementation of a standard function
18:10:18 <__kerbal__> @neighbours
18:10:18 <lambdabot> Unknown command, try @list
18:10:46 <__kerbal__> `lambdabot
18:10:46 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: lambdabot: not found
18:11:01 <__kerbal__> `help
18:11:01 <HackEgo> Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" for full shell commands. "`fetch [<output-file>] <URL>" downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert <rev>" can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/
18:11:12 <__kerbal__> Ah, I see
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18:11:18 <__kerbal__> `? lambdabot
18:11:19 <HackEgo> lambdabot is a fully functional bot. just don't ask about @src. or the neighbours.
18:11:22 <__kerbal__> `?
18:11:23 <HackEgo> ​? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:11:31 <__kerbal__> `? j-bot
18:11:32 <HackEgo> j-bot? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:11:36 <__kerbal__> `? esolang
18:11:37 <HackEgo> esolang? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:11:42 <__kerbal__> `? esoteric
18:11:44 <HackEgo> This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.
18:12:07 <__kerbal__> `? HackEgo
18:12:09 <HackEgo> HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. HackEgo is the slowest bot in all Mexico!
18:12:22 <__kerbal__> `? int-e
18:12:23 <HackEgo> int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger, men han gillar dissonans. Er hat ein Hipster-Spiel gekauft.
18:12:30 <__kerbal__> This is amusing
18:13:03 <__kerbal__> Why will they blow up the sun, by the way?
18:13:49 <oerjan> i don't remember
18:14:00 <__kerbal__> ah
18:15:21 <oerjan> @dowt int-e
18:15:22 <lambdabot> Maybe you meant: yow docs do
18:15:26 <oerjan> `dowt int-e
18:15:36 <HackEgo> 5181:2014-12-09 <oerjän> learn int-e \xc3\xa4r inte svensk \ 5182:2014-12-09 <oerjän> learn int-e \xc3\xa4r inte svensk. \ 7231:2016-03-14 <boil̈y> learn_append int-e Det kommer att explodera solen. \ 7232:2016-03-14 <boil̈y> le/rn int-e/int-e \xc3\xa4r inte svensk. Hen kommer att spr\xc3\xa4nga solen. \ 7535:2016-04-25 <oerjän> learn_appen
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18:16:48 <oerjan> http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/16.03.14
18:18:20 <int-e> __kerbal__: as I recall it that was the least damaging option available at the time.
18:18:35 <__kerbal__> That makes sense
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18:21:22 <oerjan> the sun will explode, and all future alien civilizations will find is a lone scrap containing the word "culpritz".
18:21:52 <int-e> actually I just broke it again, still hoping to narrow down what's going wrong...
18:23:01 <oerjan> unless i'm misreading the irc again.
18:23:30 <shachaf> `quote edible
18:23:33 <HackEgo> 1311) <Jafet> an #esoteric-dwelling swede / was mistaken for edible feed / “with you,” said a sicko / “our lanttulaatikko / would be very tasty indeed!”
18:23:37 <oerjan> int-e: i suspect blowing up the sun will also fix ipv6 neighbour discovery hth
18:24:19 <int-e> good point
18:24:32 <shachaf> swede -> kålrot?
18:24:48 <int-e> @google supernova spf
18:24:50 <lambdabot> http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=7&f=93&t=729047
18:24:50 <lambdabot> Title: Benelli SuperNova SPF - AR15.COM
18:25:38 <shachaf> int-e: How strong a sunscreen do I need to survive the sun's supernova?
18:26:12 <oerjan> you can buy anything on the internet, i see
18:26:28 <oerjan> shachaf: the hard part is screening the neutrinos hth
18:26:45 <shachaf> oerjan: what kind of salads do you like twh
18:26:58 <int-e> *of course* "supernova" has to be a kind of fireworks.
18:27:09 * int-e slaps... whomever
18:27:30 <shachaf> `5 w
18:27:35 <HackEgo> 1/2:Я//Я is the 8th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet \ mpanion cube//Aperture Science has created a talking cube - we call it the mpanion cube, because it's the opposite of the mute companion cube. \ tur//To tur is not to flas. \ pastry//A pastry is a sugary confectionery that is customarily eaten after writing an essay. \ tile shuffling//Tile shuf
18:27:40 <shachaf> `n
18:27:41 <HackEgo> 2/2:fve games. ly addictie basis of many highling is th
18:28:08 <int-e> `unidecode Я
18:28:09 <HackEgo> ​[U+042F CYRILLIC CAPITAL LETTER YA]
18:28:11 * oerjan now misses the chicken salad from his previous favorite restaurant
18:28:22 <int-e> . o O ( that's the last letter, fwiw )
18:28:31 <shachaf> oerjan: please restrict your attention to vegetarian salads tdnh
18:28:31 <int-e> and yes I do see the "joke"
18:28:51 <int-e> `? cube
18:28:52 <HackEgo> Cubes come in all sizes, colors, and materials, but only one shape. The companion cube does not speak, however.
18:28:55 <shachaf> i,i <int-e> and ya I do see the "joke"
18:29:03 <oerjan> it was the center of my then balanced diet.
18:29:10 <int-e> shachaf: cute.
18:29:32 <shachaf> int-e: It's payback for your alteration of `? cube
18:29:35 <__kerbal__> `? glados
18:29:36 <HackEgo> Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Internet Relay Chat & Enrichment Center. Please enjoy your stay at #esoteric, because you will never leave.
18:29:48 <oerjan> shachaf: potato salad then, i guess, goes well with barbecued steaks
18:29:51 <__kerbal__> `? portal
18:29:51 * oerjan runs away
18:29:52 <HackEgo> portal? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:29:55 <__kerbal__> `? portals
18:29:56 <HackEgo> portals? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:30:11 <int-e> shachaf: well I do love spherical cubes
18:30:30 <int-e> but we've gone over that already
18:30:56 <shachaf> oerjan: I don't think this is an appropriate topic to make these jokes about. TDNH
18:31:07 <oerjan> `? R
18:31:08 <HackEgo> R? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:31:21 <int-e> right
18:31:39 <int-e> by analogy it should be the 1st letter of the naissuR alphabet.
18:32:10 <int-e> but as a wisdom entry that seems too weak
18:32:44 <oerjan> `learn R is the first letter of the naissuR alphabet.
18:32:46 <HackEgo> Learned 'r': R is the first letter of the naissuR alphabet.
18:33:23 <oerjan> `# Off by one error//`slwd Я//s,8,9,
18:33:25 <HackEgo> ​Я//Я is the 9th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet
18:34:25 <int-e> is `# new?
18:34:33 <shachaf> Not that new.
18:34:38 <shachaf> `dowt ../bin/#
18:34:46 <HackEgo> 10478:2017-03-21 <oerjän> ` mv bin/{msg,#} \ 10479:2017-03-21 <oerjän> sled bin/#//s/msg/#/g \ 10544:2017-03-30 <oerjän> sled bin/#//3,$cnur "${1#*$sep}"
18:34:57 <shachaf> `doat bin/msg
18:35:05 <HackEgo> 10475:2017-03-21 <oerjän> fetch bin/msg https://hackego.esolangs.org/get/bin/slashlearn \ 10476:2017-03-21 <oerjän> ` chmod +x bin/msg \ 10478:2017-03-21 <oerjän> ` mv bin/{msg,#}
18:35:58 <shachaf> `edit bin/#
18:35:59 <HackEgo> https://hackego.esolangs.org/edit/bin/%23
18:36:42 <oerjan> int-e: incidentally i made that while backscrolled, so i didn't see you suggest the same thing hth
18:37:15 <shachaf> Did you see the part where int-e suggested that it seems too weak as a wisdom entry?
18:37:25 <oerjan> only afterwards ;_;
18:37:47 <int-e> I did wonder but I'm kind of used to being ignored.
18:38:06 <oerjan> `forget r
18:38:08 <HackEgo> Forget what?
18:38:21 <shachaf> `? int-e
18:38:22 <HackEgo> int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger, men han gillar dissonans. Er hat ein Hipster-Spiel gekauft.
18:38:25 <int-e> . o O ( "Doctor, I have a huge problem: everybody is ignoring me!" - "Next, please!" )
18:38:55 <shachaf> there was a song about that
18:39:37 <int-e> `? obvious
18:39:38 <HackEgo> obvious? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
18:39:49 <shachaf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKHzTtr_lNk
18:40:00 <int-e> . o O ( That wisdom entry is too obvious to exist. )
18:40:05 <oerjan> shachaf: your problem above is assuming that i have any cultural inclination to consider a vegetarian salad as something other than a side dish hth
18:40:50 <oerjan> or pay much attention to what's in it.
18:40:56 <shachaf> Side dishes are fine.
18:41:07 <shachaf> But I guess I'll need to ask someone else.
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18:43:41 <oerjan> int-e: didn't you link that doctor joke on nichtlustig before
18:43:59 <oerjan> it sounds like their kind of thing
18:44:54 <zzo38> We can use a (somewhat simplified) variant of EIA-608 to make captions in video files. There are other format, but I think, can be use EIA-608 variant
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18:46:40 <zzo38> Do you?
18:47:14 <shachaf> Do I what?
18:47:48 <zzo38> Do you this captions?
18:47:50 <int-e> oerjan: you are right flavor wise, but I don't think that it has that particular joke
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19:08:49 <quintopia> `le/rn obvious/ A postulate used to prove a wide variety of theorems too arduous to prove by other means. In American Sign Language, it is denoted by a vigorous waving of the hands.
19:08:50 <HackEgo> Usage: `le/[/]rn <key>//<wisdom>
19:09:23 <quintopia> `le/rn obvious//A postulate used to prove a wide variety of theorems too arduous to prove by other means. In American Sign Language, it is denoted by a vigorous waving of the hands.
19:09:25 <HackEgo> Learned 'obvious': A postulate used to prove a wide variety of theorems too arduous to prove by other means. In American Sign Language, it is denoted by a vigorous waving of the hands.
19:09:45 <oerjan> `? rules of wisdom
19:09:46 <HackEgo> unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation
19:09:49 <oerjan> *cough*
19:11:00 * quintopia hands oerjan a lozenge
19:11:02 <oerjan> `slwd obvious//s,^/Obvious, adj.: /
19:11:03 <HackEgo> ​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 20: unterminated `s' command
19:11:15 <oerjan> `slwd obvious//s/^/Obvious, adj.: /
19:11:17 <HackEgo> obvious//Obvious, adj.: A postulate used to prove a wide variety of theorems too arduous to prove by other means. In American Sign Language, it is denoted by a vigorous waving of the hands.
19:11:19 <shachaf> oerjan: https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/24f1/b508d93c7b06f2af713b14078c8b25b90586.pdf hth
19:16:36 <shachaf> kmc: Have you seen that one?
19:17:15 <oerjan> OKAY
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19:18:25 <kmc> no
19:18:27 <kmc> amusing
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19:31:09 <zzo38> Now I put a variable quality option into the JPEG encoder. If this option is set, then the alpha channel of the input will vary the quality of the output.
19:31:35 <zzo38> Also RGB mode is put in.
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20:09:22 <int-e> well, tiny progress... curl -6 can reproduce the problem.
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21:23:12 <quintopia> kk
21:48:40 <zzo38> I found this "Non-Von 1" http://www.chrisfenton.com/non-von-1/
21:58:53 <myname> has anybody a recommendation for a non-obvious linux terminal game that is neither as stupid as moon-buggy or the like nor as complex as cataclysm
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22:48:56 <\oren\> This game has a silly plot https://snag.gy/veCdiT.jpg
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23:04:51 <hppavilion[1]> @metar PAMR
23:04:51 <lambdabot> PAMR 172153Z 26012KT 10SM FEW050 SCT090 14/08 A2997 RMK AO2 SLP149 T01390083
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