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00:05:03 <oerjan> wob_jonas: well, you suggested it but not add it for some reason.
00:05:51 <wob_jonas> oerjan: yes, I didn't add it because I didn't think it would make a very good wisdom
00:06:37 <oerjan> somehow i thought it did, anyhow.
00:06:42 <HackEgo> ‘Life,’ said Marvin, ‘don't talk to me about life.’
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00:12:47 <lambdabot> boily said 59m 29s ago: hellørjan. a dude from Israel with a strange goat fixation, IIRC.
00:13:00 <boily> wisdoms are organic. they grow, they wither, they lignify, they get Tanebvented...
00:14:06 <shachaf> Good evening, Mr. Johansen.
00:14:24 <boily> I always get mixed up: is it Johansen or Sørensen?
00:14:49 <shachaf> The one with the / in it is more authentic-looking.
00:15:46 * oerjan swats shæchaf -----###
00:16:14 <oerjan> where the heck do you get sørensen from, anyway
00:16:40 <wob_jonas> I think maybe the wisdom body shouldn't have the "said Marvin" part, but only what Marvin said
00:16:43 <oerjan> i think that's prototypically more danish than norwegian.
00:19:23 <boily> I'm confused since April 2015, and I can't remember why...
00:19:37 * boily wonders where the fungot he got that idea from
00:19:38 <fungot> boily: that's actually a pretty smart bot. ok. 8. ok, he doesn't.)" you
00:20:26 <wob_jonas> fungot, did you tell boily that Sørensen or Johansen?
00:20:27 <fungot> wob_jonas: the slovak name is fnord and it seems rather useless
00:20:39 <wob_jonas> boily: there, it's slovak, not norwegian
00:22:50 <boily> mystery cleared. oerjan is secretly Slovak, with a Danish prototype.
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00:32:30 <oerjan> ssb seems to have made it harder to find the surname statistics
00:33:01 <oerjan> ok, Sørensen is the 25th most common.
00:33:21 <oerjan> (Johansen remains second)
00:34:09 <oerjan> oh it's from 2013 as well.
00:34:21 <oerjan> shachaf: not very common hth
00:35:45 <oerjan> shachaf: according to ssb, there are fewer than 4 persons with the name Ben-Kiki hth
00:36:24 <oerjan> (which includes the possibility 0)
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00:39:41 <oerjan> shachaf: http://forebears.co.uk/surnames?q=Ben-Kiki
00:40:17 <oerjan> apparently there are 110 of you
00:41:13 <shachaf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=796bHaAtlkE#t=1m hth
00:42:23 <shachaf> one of me, two of me, three of me, four of me, five, six, seven?! / sorry, no more of me
00:45:43 <shachaf> much like a heffalump or a woozle
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00:52:41 <oerjan> wait, have i missed a previous olist
00:53:25 <shachaf> The one in http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/17.02.01 ?
00:54:45 <oerjan> my stupid brain saw that, and didn't register it as a proper one i guess
00:56:17 <shachaf> what did your smart brain do
01:20:43 <fizzie> oerjan: shachaf: 7 in Finland.
01:20:48 <\oren\> My last name is super duper common
01:21:31 <\oren\> http://forebears.io/surnames/watson
01:22:04 <\oren\> wow, very common in Jamaica
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01:29:55 <oerjan> ITL people are being stupid with HackEgo
01:30:22 <oerjan> \oren\: well its an elementary surname
01:32:03 <oerjan> shachaf: i thought making `spam cycle around when it hit the end would be _less_ confusing, but no...
01:32:06 <shachaf> it was only a few mistakes
01:33:11 <oerjan> i didn't know hg log cared about which directory you ran it from, anyway
01:33:43 <oerjan> `` cd wisdom; cwlprits hoag
01:33:56 <HackEgo> oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän
01:34:12 <shachaf> Oh, you mean, you thought it always resolved paths from the root?
01:35:13 <oerjan> i was wondering why weren't using cwlprits until b_jonas tested it
01:57:35 <HackEgo> boredom//A boredom is like a kingdom, except ruled by a bore. They don't tend to last very long before people revolt.
01:57:46 <boily> as a boring person, I approve.
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03:18:19 <doesthiswork> it is kind of an odd feeling to find abandoned channels with notices, topics, expired domains, and chanserv just watching over it in case anyone returns
03:21:18 <doesthiswork> ok I'll get right on it and register the channel
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07:42:29 <izabera> does mike wazowski blink or wink
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09:47:18 <b_jonas> http://www.savagechickens.com/2017/02/lucky-day.html slowsand
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10:53:34 <b_jonas> the design of mathml seems to be entirely screwed up
10:54:20 <b_jonas> I'll have to figure out some crazy workarounds since I want to be able to use it
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11:36:53 <HackEgo> denial//Sorry, but we don't know anything about denial. Taneb most definitely did not invent it.
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14:28:35 <doesthiswork> these are really funny I will have to see if I can use them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_the_theory_of_relativity#Philosophical_criticism
14:30:23 <doesthiswork> the classical concepts of space, time, and geometry were, and will always be, the most convenient expressions in natural science, therefore the concepts of relativity cannot be correct
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14:42:02 <oerjan> helloony. i have the feeling i haven't seen you in a while.
14:42:53 <moony> i havent been on in a while
14:43:35 <moony> i've been helping wiggle develop the discord bot Beemo, i forgot about IRC for a bit.
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15:36:21 <Zarutian> what is it called the equiv to conception contraceptions but for pauses, you know so you dont get pregnant ones?
15:40:02 <oerjan> possibly "tact", but it doesn't work for e.g. disaster news
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15:44:15 <Zarutian> Read somewhere in StarTrek Fanfiction: "A whole Tribble tribe of pregnant pauses followed that statement."
15:45:34 <oerjan> that's a bit of an overuse :P
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15:53:31 <int-e> beware of tribal tribbles
15:53:51 <int-e> . o O ( would tribble facts be tribialities? )
15:54:16 <oerjan> hm tribbles with spears...
15:55:08 <oerjan> int-e: colette seemed briefly to agree with you on the crowding
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16:04:54 <int-e> oerjan: I thought so too.
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17:19:58 <izabera> i really hate being bipolar, it's awesome
17:22:58 <\oren\> https://twitter.com/RT_1917/status/829723022227554305
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17:56:09 <\oren\> German submarine warfare poses unacceptable threat to 'freedom of the seas' - President Wilson tells Congress #ActOfWar
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19:35:16 <int-e> izabera: may I say that that sounds wonderfully terrible...
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20:11:04 <zemhill__> web.myfancy: points -27.93, score 3.76, rank 47/47
20:11:19 <HackEgo> 1/2:guard//The guards are immune to electricity. They're humans in rubber pig suits. They're insulated. \ vwwwl//Vwwwls wrw w swgn wf wnswffwcwwnt wwsdwm. \ forty//Forty means "in a fort-like manner". \ skeleton//A skeleton is an unintelligent undead, similar to the zombie but harder to create, because it's lacking most of the body. The b
20:11:32 <HackEgo> 2/2:est skeletons are made by groups of people, so-called skeleton crews. \ patent//Patent is an adjective which means that something is painfully obvious. Often used to rightfully mock people that do not see it.
20:11:46 <HackEgo> line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line<len?line+1:1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
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20:13:01 <int-e> . o O ( skeletons are a by-product of creating a politician or any other kind of spineless human )
20:13:44 <shachaf> which politicians are spineless today
20:13:57 <int-e> hmm, s/or any other kind of spineless human/or other spineless creatures/
20:14:56 <int-e> the funny thing about spineless politicians is that they're not memorable at all.
20:16:05 <shachaf> I like the thing someone linked the other day about APL characters.
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20:27:17 <shachaf> did you make the build system good yet
20:27:38 <\oren\> should ⍳ be inline with + and -
20:27:43 <shachaf> it's not every day you manage to successfully build your software
20:28:12 <\oren\> the tests all passed too , imainge that
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21:31:52 <doesthiswork> shachaf: I remember Pike (...) Spine thing as a couple years ago instead of a couple days ago
21:32:05 <shachaf> It was yesterday that it was linked.
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21:55:44 <HackEgo> Binary file reflection matches
21:55:59 <HackEgo> 86) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster.
21:56:39 <shachaf> `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1
21:56:40 <HackEgo> 1286) <int-e> I couldn't help thinking that maybe if one considers the ramifications in full detail it will turn out that overthinking is often not helpful and therefore, not something to be proud of.
21:56:54 <shachaf> `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1
21:56:55 <HackEgo> 1301) <int-e> fungot is here <fungot> int-e: may cause extreme loss of appetite! may cause severe diarrhea and vomiting!
21:57:02 <shachaf> `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1
21:57:02 <shachaf> `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1
21:57:02 <HackEgo> 1283) <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
21:57:03 <shachaf> `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1
21:57:03 <HackEgo> 1283) <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
21:57:04 <HackEgo> 1225) <int-e> (I need to stop talking about my habits so much (Uh I'm doing it again, STOP! (Uh I give up. (Really, I should stop doing this all the time. (AAARGH!)))))
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22:07:44 <HackEgo> 1223) <oren> when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? <vanila> yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? <oren> apparently not santa claus <zzo38> Santa Claus is dead by now. \ 1224) <{\[oren]|}> ｚｚｏ３８：ｉｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｃａｕｓｅ ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍｓ ｂｙ
22:08:08 <HackEgo> 1/1:447) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis
22:08:17 <HackEgo> 1/4:1223) <oren> when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? <vanila> yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? <oren> apparently not santa claus <zzo38> Santa Claus is dead by now. \ 1224) <{\[oren]|}> ï½ï½ï½ï¼ï¼ï¼ï½ï½ãï½ï½ï½ï½ãï½ï½ï½ï½ï½
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22:08:21 <HackEgo> 2/4:½ï½ãï½ï½ãï½ï½
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22:08:25 <HackEgo> 3/4:e too long long, but now it's just too long. \ 1248) <oren> I'm making a new font. I'm up to the capital E with diarhea \ 1257) <\oren\> also the letter omega is now known as wubbleyou <\oren\> it's a cuddly doubleyou \ 1260) <hppavilion[1]> \oren\: If I were me, I wouldn't even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane \ 1261)
22:08:29 <HackEgo> 4/4: <\oren\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing \ 1262) <\oren\> scientists can apparently research things even while rotating 30 times a minute \ 1266) <\oren\> i don't actually knwo the details, but i want those responsible, whoever they were to be punished
22:09:18 <\oren\> HEY! the spam spam thing split a unicode charater into bytes!!!!
22:10:46 <HackEgo> cat: spam: No such file or directory
22:10:52 <HackEgo> line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line<len?line+1:1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
22:12:16 <\oren\> I don't know awk, does it suport unicode?
22:13:21 <shachaf> It's not awk which is doing the splitting, it's Python.
22:13:28 <HackEgo> distort "${1:-/dev/stdin}" | spore '' "${2-1}"
22:13:32 <HackEgo> #!/usr/bin/env python \ import sys \ N=336 \ name = sys.argv[1] if len(sys.argv) > 1 else "/dev/stdin" \ with open(name, "r") as f: \ data = ' \\ '.join(f.read().splitlines()) \ for i in xrange(0, len(data), N): \ print data[i:i+N]
22:13:45 <\oren\> wut, python doesn't suport unicode?
22:13:55 <shachaf> It supports it, but that program operates on bytes.
22:14:13 <shachaf> Since bytes are what counts in IRC line lengths.
22:14:30 <shachaf> You can improve it if you want to. But make sure it stays correct with regard to byte count.
22:14:40 <\oren\> but it should round down to the nearest unicorn character
22:14:55 <shachaf> And also handle invalid UTF-8 correctly, I guess.
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23:01:33 <int-e> it's a rift in the fabric of space
23:01:40 <\oren\> did you know? ❸ ③ ➂ ➌ are all different unicode characters
23:01:53 <int-e> (reminds me of LOOM)
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23:04:35 <HackEgo> fat//Fats are one of the four basic classes of nutrients. The other three are sugars, coffee and alcohol.
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23:15:09 <\oren\> http://orenwatson.be/randcard.c
23:15:24 <\oren\> http://orenwatson.be/randcard.c.htm
23:16:07 <\oren\> this program has a fatal bug
23:16:26 <\oren\> can you see the fatal bug?
23:32:32 <boily> he\\oren\. fatal as in crash, or fatal as in doesn't work as expected?
23:43:59 <\oren\> boily: as in defeating the purpose of the program
23:46:10 <fizzie> It's not a uniform distribution.
23:47:55 <fizzie> 5/256 for the first 48 cards, and 4/256 for the last 4.
23:48:19 <\oren\> correct. the 🃚🃛🃝🃞 are less likely to occur
23:51:04 <fizzie> It is, however, a great chance to use a do-while statement where the body isn't a block.
23:51:35 <fizzie> do x = fgetc(ur); while (x >= 4*52); x %= 52;
23:52:03 <fizzie> It doesn't even look like C.
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23:54:04 <HackEgo> Your wise @messages-lord fanfic oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Glasswegian who dislikes Roald Dahl. He could never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience; but lately it's the only word he can ever remember. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it.
23:54:42 <oerjan> `slwd oerjan//s,@,ass-@,
23:54:43 <HackEgo> oerjan//Your wise ass-@messages-lord fanfic oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Glasswegian who dislikes Roald Dahl. He could never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience; but lately it's the only word he can ever remember. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it.
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23:55:56 <oerjan> hm that seems to have been one of randall's earlier hobbies. was it the first?
23:56:03 <\oren\> fizzie: what if i put the body in paerns
23:56:20 <\oren\> do(x=fgetc(ur));while(x>=4*52);
23:56:59 <boily> fizziello, hellochaf, hellørjan.
23:57:08 <\oren\> it makes it look like two separate loops
23:57:42 <fizzie> It looks a lot like that even without the parentheses, to be fair.
23:58:18 <fizzie> Can't decide which one looks sillier.