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00:00:09 <shachaf> `dowg phnglui
00:00:16 <HackEgo> 9324:2016-10-18 <alercäh> le/rn phnglui/This wisdom existed only to test a command, but then it was deleted. \ 9323:2016-10-18 <hppavilion[1̈]> rw phnglui \ 9322:2016-10-18 <hppavilion[1̈]> le/rn phnglui/This wisdom exists only to test a command
00:00:29 <shachaf> `forget zombiecheney
00:00:31 <HackEgo> Forget what?
00:00:36 <shachaf> `forget phnglui
00:00:38 <HackEgo> Forget what?
00:00:43 <shachaf> productive session today
00:00:44 <shachaf> `5 n
00:00:46 <HackEgo> 1/1:1/0:1/0:1/0:1/0:1/0:
00:03:23 <boily> I shall keep phnglui, but only as a deleted wisdom.
00:04:10 <shachaf> `5 w
00:04:14 <HackEgo> 1/1:ist//An ist is an incomplete list. \ luxembourg//Luxembourg is adequate. \ vanila//In a cruel twist of fate, vanila has come to #esoteric in search of wisdom. \ amiga//Amiga is Spanish for a female friend. \ døsthiswork//no
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00:16:41 <Jafet> @ask oerjan <oerjan> `slwd nightstar//s/is/are/ — I think that correction are ungrammatical; for example a wikipedia article has “In astronomy, the Pleiades, or Seven Sisters, is an open star cluster …”
00:16:41 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
00:18:23 <Jafet> actually, this seems like an article about celebrities, not astronomy: “… Seven Sisters, is an open star cluster containing hot, middle-aged B-type stars …”
00:19:29 <boily> . o O ( SILF... )
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00:45:42 <boily> fizzie: FWAAAAAAAARGHGHRLGLGLGLRHGURHGHGHGHGHGH!
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00:48:25 <olsner> fungot
00:48:25 <fungot> olsner: see how currying the function is a set
00:54:59 <boily> fungot: nostril.
00:54:59 <fungot> boily: he's doomed, then.
00:55:04 <boily> dun dun dun ♪
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01:20:35 <shachaf> oerjan: https://twitter.com/lntel/status/843435246918025217 hth
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02:17:02 <hppavilion[1]> `? botlop
02:17:04 <HackEgo> botlops are the core of botsentiences. Sapience is scheduled for the next release.
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02:38:51 <adu> hppavilion[1]!
02:38:59 <hppavilion[1]> adu!
02:39:06 <adu> hi
02:40:02 <adu> how goes?
02:56:46 <hppavilion[1]> adu: Fine
02:56:59 <adu> that's good
02:57:19 <adu> hppavilion[1]: my knee is broken
02:57:44 <adu> but I can't take off work because we have interviews all this week
02:57:53 <hppavilion[1]> adu: Ouch. Did you owe the Mafia money?
02:58:16 <adu> hppavilion[1]: no, but I'm one of 3 developers, and 2 of them are remote workers, so I have no choice
02:58:55 <hppavilion[1]> adu: Owing the mafia money would be the reason for the broken knee, not the working
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03:03:51 <adu> hppavilion[1]: there was a snow storm (well according to the news, but it turned into an ice and sleet storm), and I ended up shovelling solid ice, hence the injury
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07:09:01 <hppavilion[0]> https://ifap.ed.gov/ifap/ is... unfortunate
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07:36:47 <shachaf> `5 w
07:37:03 <HackEgo> 1/3:welcome.es//¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en EFnet o DALn
07:37:31 <shachaf> `n
07:37:32 <HackEgo> 2/3:et.) \ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯//¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary \ fizzie//fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the sneaky canary prime minister of #esoteric, see https://zem.fi/static/img/square_fizzie_320px_white.jpg \ rust//Rust is C++ as designed by the makers of Haskell. \ tautology//A tautology is a tautology. Oren
07:37:51 <shachaf> `n
07:37:51 <HackEgo> 3/3:invented them.
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07:56:47 <hppavilion[1]> "If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?"
07:57:08 <hppavilion[1]> `welcome.es
07:57:08 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: welcome.es: not found
07:57:17 <hppavilion[1]> `bienvenido
07:57:18 <HackEgo> ​¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en EFnet o DALnet.)
07:57:21 <hppavilion[1]> `rienvenido
07:57:21 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: rienvenido: not found
07:57:28 <hppavilion[1]> `cat bin/relcome
07:57:29 <HackEgo> ​#!/bin/sh \ welcome "$@" | rainwords
07:57:53 <hppavilion[1]> OK, how am I supposed to put newlines with mkx again?
07:57:59 <hppavilion[1]> IS there even a way?
07:58:59 <hppavilion[1]> `mkx bin/rienvenido//#!/bin/sh<new>bienvenido "$@" | rainwords
07:59:01 <HackEgo> bin/rienvenido
07:59:17 <hppavilion[1]> `sled bin/rienvenido//s/\<new\>/\n/
07:59:19 <HackEgo> bin/rienvenido//#!/bin/sh< \ >bienvenido "$@" | rainwords
07:59:29 <hppavilion[1]> `sled bin/rienvenido//s/<//
07:59:31 <HackEgo> bin/rienvenido//#!/bin/sh \ >bienvenido "$@" | rainwords
07:59:32 <hppavilion[1]> `sled bin/rienvenido//s/>//
07:59:34 <HackEgo> bin/rienvenido//#!/bin/sh \ bienvenido "$@" | rainwords
07:59:44 <hppavilion[1]> `rienvenido generic_user
07:59:45 <HackEgo> generic_user: ¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wik
08:00:04 <shachaf> I don't think this is necessary.
08:00:08 <hppavilion[1]> shachaf: It is not.
08:00:13 <hppavilion[1]> It also doesn't work.
08:00:23 * hppavilion[1] goes back to Double Fanucci
08:00:34 <izabera> shachaf: pretty much everything is unnecessary in this chan
08:02:40 <shachaf> I know how to win at Double Fanucci.
08:02:44 <shachaf> I've won multiple games.
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08:33:04 <hppavilion[1]> Hm, what's the linguistic name for when words agree... weakly
08:33:57 <hppavilion[1]> When, for example, two pairs of synonymous adjectives exist, but where which you use in a sentence is correlated
08:34:01 <hppavilion[1]> I'm not explaining this well, am I
08:34:21 <hppavilion[1]> It's not grammatically mandatory, but mixing adjectives up sounds weird
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08:35:26 <hppavilion[1]> You'd say "a black baby and a white baby" or "an African-American baby and a Caucasian baby" normally, but "an African-American baby and a white baby" and "a black baby and a Caucasian baby" sound kind of weird
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09:14:58 <oerjan> @messages-foul
09:14:59 <lambdabot> Jafet asked 8h 58m 17s ago: <oerjan> `slwd nightstar//s/is/are/ — I think that correction are ungrammatical; for example a wikipedia article has “In astronomy, the Pleiades, or Seven Sisters, is
09:14:59 <lambdabot> an open star cluster …”
09:16:01 <oerjan> @tell Jafet i'll defer to native speakers, if they insist. i vaguely recall there's a british/american split on such things.
09:16:02 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
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09:16:59 <oerjan> also, it was a bad idea to try to go to bed early, despite being dead tired. i only got half sleep...
09:17:11 * oerjan may try again later.
09:18:06 <shachaf> which half
09:19:55 <oerjan> the middle or so. first i couldn't sleep for two hours, then i only slept about 4 before i couldn't sleep again.
09:20:57 <oerjan> (the last failure happened because of my stupidly starting to think about math.)
09:21:56 <shachaf> which math
09:22:50 <oerjan> well, a possible PPCG submission, so math/golf.
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09:34:48 <Jafet> is math golf where you have to prove a theorem in as few words as possible
09:35:32 <Jafet> or maybe fewest number of \cites
09:36:21 <shachaf> Jafet: diagram with the fewest number of arrows hth
09:36:21 <Jafet> actually, I might not mind if journals started imposing math golf
09:36:29 <shachaf> http://categories.mta.narkive.com/uMAsFcSg/lambek-s-lemma
09:36:46 <shachaf> Unfortunately that website ruins the formatting.
09:37:34 <shachaf> `? lambek's lemma
09:37:35 <HackEgo> Lambek's Lemma, invented by Joachim "Taneb" Lambek, states that initial algebras have inverses.
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09:38:11 <shachaf> `le/rn_append lambek's lemma//It can be proved with as few as five arrows.
09:38:13 <HackEgo> Learned 'lambek's lemma': Lambek's Lemma, invented by Joachim "Taneb" Lambek, states that initial algebras have inverses. It can be proved with as few as five arrows.
09:38:38 <oerjan> Jafet: you'd mind if you actually had to _read_ those papers.
09:38:40 <shachaf> and that's terrible
09:38:55 <oerjan> `? gregor
09:38:56 <HackEgo> Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
09:39:05 <shachaf> `? forty
09:39:06 <HackEgo> Forty means "in a fort-like manner".
09:39:15 <shachaf> `cwlprits forty
09:39:22 <HackEgo> oerjän mroman̈_
09:39:31 <shachaf> Can't I just s/in a//; s/ manner//?
09:39:47 <shachaf> And also the leftover space.
09:39:51 <oerjan> yes.
09:39:58 <shachaf> Yes I can't?
09:40:05 <shachaf> This wisdom has been bothering me for years.
09:40:09 <shachaf> `dowt forty
09:40:15 <oerjan> . o O ( but you MAY not *MWAHAHAHA* ok so you may, too. )
09:40:16 <HackEgo> 5023:2014-10-06 <mroman̈_> learn forty means "in a fort-like manner" \ 9532:2016-10-30 <oerjän> slwd forty//s/f/F/;s/$/./
09:40:25 <Jafet> I looked at that diagram with proper formatting and still don't understand it
09:40:34 <shachaf> Do you understand the seven-arrow version?
09:40:48 <Jafet> it would probably help if I understood what lambek's lemma is
09:41:06 <oerjan> shachaf: it's very slightly bothering me too.
09:41:49 <shachaf> Oh, https://www.google.com/search?q=cache:article.gmane.org/gmane.science.mathematics.categories/5260 has proper formatting.
09:42:02 <shachaf> oerjan: What about the video from earlier?
09:42:15 <shachaf> `slwd forty//s/in a //; s/ manner//
09:42:17 <HackEgo> forty//Forty means "fort-like".
09:42:31 <oerjan> what video
09:42:32 <shachaf> That seems just slightly not verbose enough now.
09:42:44 <shachaf> You'll see it, I guess.
09:42:51 <shachaf> It's pretty good, I watched the whole thing.
09:43:02 <oerjan> `slwd forty//s/fort-like/like a fort/
09:43:04 <HackEgo> forty//Forty means "like a fort".
09:43:12 <shachaf> sgtm
09:43:19 <shachaf> Jafet: Lambek's lemma says that an initial F-algebra has an inverse
09:43:37 <shachaf> It's pretty good.
09:44:05 <shachaf> But it's almost 3 and I can hardly remember what's good about it.
09:44:26 <shachaf> I already suspended my computer. Then I remembered that email and thought I'd mention it.
09:45:39 <shachaf> Anyway, pick some endofunctor F : C -> C. An F-algebra is an arrow : FA -> A for some object A.
09:46:43 <shachaf> I guess people would say it's an object along with that arrow. (A : C, FA -> A)
09:47:20 <Jafet> ok, I will attempt to see why it's good
09:47:29 <shachaf> If you have two F-algebras a : FA -> A, b : FB -> B, then an F-algebra homomorphism : a -> b is an arrow f : A -> B such that -- why am I typing this?
09:47:35 <shachaf> Whatever, you can figure it out.
09:48:12 <Jafet> well, do you want to explain category theory at 3am?
09:48:23 <shachaf> No, but I also don't want to sleep.
09:48:27 <shachaf> The point is that the initial F-algebra is also the least fixed point, and the terminal F-coalgebra is the greatest fixed point.
09:48:55 <shachaf> So if you like fixed points and folds and unfolds and things then you'll surely like these initial algebras.
09:49:10 <shachaf> Of course in Haskell the least and greatest fixed point are the same.
09:49:51 <shachaf> But if you pretend your functions are total you can define e.g. newtype Mu f = Mu { forall r. (f r -> r) -> r } and data Nu f = forall x. Nu x (x -> f x)
09:50:04 <shachaf> And then Mu is the least fixed point and Nu is the greatest fixed point?
09:50:22 <Jafet> is an initial algebra like a free algebra?
09:50:57 <shachaf> Is it?
09:51:36 <Jafet> that seems to be my only impression of initial algebras
09:51:53 <shachaf> I've forgotten what a free algebra is probably.
09:53:13 <shachaf> I think the free F-algebra gives you the free monad.
09:56:36 <shachaf> Anyway the seven-arrow version just has two squares on top of each other.
09:58:32 <Jafet> oh wait, some of the spaces in the original diagram have been squashed as well
09:58:55 <Jafet> ok, this looks a lot less confusing
10:00:30 <shachaf> Which spaces?
10:00:45 <shachaf> It's a square with an arrow going down-and-right from the bottom-right corner.
10:02:27 <shachaf> `tervetuloa fizzie
10:02:28 <HackEgo> fizzie: Tervetuloa esoteeristen ohjelmointikielten suunnittelun ja käyttöönoton kansainväliseen keskukseen! Lisätietoa saat wikistämme: <http://esolangs.org/>. (Muu esoteerisuus: kokeile kanavaa #esoteric joko EFnet- tai Dalnet-verkossa.)
10:03:33 <fizzie> Hichaf.
10:03:55 <shachaf> Maybe you can bring me some lakkalikööri?
10:04:01 <shachaf> I've never tried it.
10:05:30 <fizzie> I'm not sure I have either. Might have.
10:05:53 <fizzie> They weren't selling cloudberry jam in a small enough jar that I could've gotten through it during the visit, which was a bit of a scow.
10:07:14 <shachaf> But you could have gone to Lapland and picked your own cloudberries.
10:07:47 <fizzie> I don't think they're in season now.
10:08:10 <fizzie> From mid-July to early August, apparently.
10:08:10 <shachaf> hence "could have" hth
10:09:11 <shachaf> Hmm, when I visited Finland about 10 years ago it was in the summer.
10:09:18 <shachaf> It was 30 degrees in Helsinki.
10:09:36 <shachaf> We went to visit some friends or relations and they had a jar of homemade cloudberry jam.
10:09:45 <shachaf> They'd picked the cloudberries themselves in Lapland.
10:10:06 <shachaf> Another thing I ate at the same place was a wild strawberry we found.
10:10:13 <shachaf> It was too good.
10:10:27 <shachaf> I think it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragaria_vesca
10:11:11 <fizzie> Ahomansikka is what we call it. They're indeed p. good.
10:12:14 <shachaf> Much better than, uh, puutarhamansikka
10:15:40 <fizzie> The blueberry/bilberry confusion is a little confusing.
10:17:03 <oerjan> wat
10:19:22 <fizzie> Well, I mean, you'd expect blåbær = blueberry, but it's not really.
10:19:35 <oerjan> i mean, til.
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10:26:31 <shachaf> i'd expect blåbær = blue bear hth
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10:30:01 <oerjan> @google "som selleri"
10:30:02 <lambdabot> Plugin `search' failed with: connect: does not exist (No route to host)
10:30:06 <oerjan> hmph
10:32:02 <Jafet> I'd expect some salary
10:32:17 <Jafet> @messages-old
10:32:18 <lambdabot> oerjan said 1h 16m 16s ago: i'll defer to native speakers, if they insist. i vaguely recall there's a british/american split on such things.
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10:36:55 <Jafet> huh, the anglophone community is/are indeed split on this
10:38:34 <Jafet> I'm not sure if “Seven Sisters” is a collective noun, though
10:39:14 <boily> Jafellot. eeeeh, it's plural, no?
10:39:57 <Jafet> I think it's not, are they?
10:42:43 <oerjan> boheily. they are.
10:43:21 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Malbolge Unshackled]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51387&oldid=51385 * Malbranche * (+122) /* External resources */ Added: Generator for text printing Malbolge Unshackled programs
10:43:21 <boily> hellørjenses.
10:48:41 <boily> @metar CYUL
10:48:41 <lambdabot> CYUL 221039Z 31017G24KT 15SM SCT065 OVC090 M11/M19 A3011 RMK SC3AC5 PRESRR SLP201
10:49:26 <Taneb> Jafet, I'd say "Seven Sisters is part of London"
10:50:59 <boily> Tanelle. are.
10:56:59 <fizzie> Taneb: I thought they were a group of chalk cliffs down south.
10:57:29 <fizzie> I know Seven Dials is in London.
10:57:46 <Taneb> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Sisters,_London
10:57:50 <Taneb> Possibly a different Seven Sisters
10:58:08 <fizzie> Always seven there are, a master and an apprentice.
11:05:28 <boily> Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone.
11:05:45 <boily> olsner: hellolsner. are you still doomed?
11:09:54 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Malbolge Unshackled]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51388&oldid=51387 * Malbranche * (+11) /* Truth-machine */ corrected link
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11:36:58 <oerjan> `? schwa
11:36:59 <HackEgo> schwa? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
11:39:49 <oerjan> `le/rn schwa//To schwa is to reduce one or more vowels in a word. Example: "He usually pronounces the names of Indian dishes well, except he always schwas 'Tikka'."
11:39:51 <HackEgo> Learned 'schwa': To schwa is to reduce one or more vowels in a word. Example: "He usually pronounces the names of Indian dishes well, except he always schwas 'Tikka'."
11:47:28 <erkin> /tək:ə/
11:49:00 <erkin> afternøørjan
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11:50:56 <oerjan> @tell shachaf <shachaf> oerjan: https://twitter.com/lntel/status/843435246918025217 hth <-- i was laughing, now i'm calm but my left side hurts. although it was doing that already. hth.
11:50:56 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
11:51:19 <oerjan> erkhin.
11:55:36 <oerjan> @tell hppavilion[1] <hppavilion[1]> IS there even a way? <-- no hth
11:55:36 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
11:56:27 <oerjan> @tell hppavilion[1] however, you don't need the #! line for sh.
11:56:27 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
11:57:22 <oerjan> hm technically that may only be true when the command is run from a shell, isn't it...
11:57:38 <oerjan> `` sh -c 'echo -e "test"'
11:57:39 <HackEgo> ​-e test
11:57:48 <oerjan> `` bash -c 'echo -e "test"'
11:57:49 <HackEgo> test
11:58:06 <oerjan> `mkx test//echo -e "test"
11:58:08 <HackEgo> test
11:58:11 <oerjan> test
11:58:16 <oerjan> `./test
11:58:17 <HackEgo> test
11:58:35 <oerjan> `` sh -c 'test'
11:58:35 <HackEgo> No output.
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11:58:45 <oerjan> `` sh -c './test'
11:58:46 <HackEgo> ​-e test
11:58:51 <oerjan> right.
11:59:18 <oerjan> oh well, it's not really hurt yet.
11:59:21 <oerjan> `rm test
11:59:23 <HackEgo> No output.
12:00:12 <oerjan> `cat bin/`
12:00:12 <HackEgo> ​#!/bin/bash \ TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS" \ shopt -s extglob globstar \ eval -- "$1" | rnooodl
12:00:15 <oerjan> `cat bin/``
12:00:16 <HackEgo> ​#!/bin/sh \ export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@" | rnooodl
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12:25:22 <oerjan> `cat bin/rienvenido
12:25:23 <HackEgo> ​#!/bin/sh \ bienvenido "$@" | rainwords
12:25:33 <oerjan> `rm bin/rienvenido
12:25:35 <HackEgo> No output.
12:26:14 <oerjan> @tell hppavilion[1] also welcome.es is longer than most welcomes, there is simply no room for colors.
12:26:15 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
12:27:07 <oerjan> `bienvenido nickofmaximuml
12:27:08 <HackEgo> nickofmaximuml: ¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en EFnet o DALnet.)
12:27:52 <oerjan> oh wait it's 16
12:28:02 <oerjan> `bienvenido nickofmaximumlen
12:28:03 <HackEgo> nickofmaximumlen: ¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en EFnet o DALnet.)
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15:34:12 <\oren\> hmm
15:34:45 <\oren\> char star unquote equals quote quote unquote semicolon
15:35:03 <\oren\> char*unquote="\"";
15:44:57 <\oren\> hash include space angle s t d i o dot h unangle newline int main paren void unparen curly printf paren quote hello comma space world exclamation unquote unparen semicolon newline return zero semicolon uncurly
15:50:30 <b_jonas> \oren\: what? you put no newline before or after the open curly of the function, but you put one between statements?
15:50:43 <b_jonas> that's like some
15:50:44 <b_jonas> computation
15:50:50 <b_jonas> check for errors
15:50:57 <b_jonas> return result}nextfunction{start
15:50:58 <b_jonas> computation
15:51:04 <APic> 😎
15:55:34 <\oren\> lol
15:57:06 <\oren\> because I distinguished quote and unquote you can put quotes in yo quotes so you can quote while you quote
16:01:23 <rdococ> λelloren
16:03:24 <int-e> yellordoc
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16:11:33 <rdococ> oh, my antitelephone's ringing again
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16:53:02 <int-e> . o O ( RSA is a kind of two factor authentication. )
16:53:49 <int-e> (I know it's not for authentication but it's the only way to make the pun work.)
16:53:56 <rdococ> . o . o O o O ( DNA encryption )
16:55:45 <APic> DNA ♥
16:55:47 <APic> DNA > LSD
16:56:21 <rdococ> but DNA uses LSD
16:56:53 <APic> You cannot solve all Cross-Dependencies of Life
16:58:51 <rdococ> DNA is an acid
16:59:56 <APic> Yes, and LSD is a Diaethylamide
17:00:04 <APic> So DNA > LS?
17:01:01 <rdococ> LSDNA
17:01:13 <APic> Ok
17:01:25 <APic> Sounds like the Solution to all Problems. 😎
17:01:38 <APic> Probably we live in that one right now. 😉
17:08:38 <rdococ> Ø&
17:09:25 <\oren\> `unicode I̝̪͓͔
17:09:29 <HackEgo> U+0049 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I \ UTF-8: 49 UTF-16BE: 0049 Decimal: &#73; \ I (i) \ Lowercase: U+0069 \ Category: Lu (Letter, Uppercase) \ Bidi: L (Left-to-Right) \ \ U+031D COMBINING UP TACK BELOW \ UTF-8: cc 9d UTF-16BE: 031d Decimal: &#797; \ ̝ \ Category: Mn (Mark, Non-Spacing) \ Bidi: NSM (Non-Spacing Mark) \ Combining: 220 (Below) \ \ U
17:09:50 <rdococ> `unicode aaaaaaa
17:09:51 <HackEgo> No output.
17:09:56 <\oren\> I really need to increase support of combining characters in my font
17:10:02 <APic> `unicode ⒶⒶⒶⒶ
17:10:03 <HackEgo> U+24B6 CIRCLED LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A \ UTF-8: e2 92 b6 UTF-16BE: 24b6 Decimal: &#9398; \ Ⓐ (ⓐ) \ Lowercase: U+24D0 \ Category: So (Symbol, Other) \ Bidi: L (Left-to-Right) \ Decomposition: <circle> 0041 \ \ U+24B6 CIRCLED LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A \ UTF-8: e2 92 b6 UTF-16BE: 24b6 Decimal: &#9398; \ Ⓐ (ⓐ) \ Lowercase: U+24D0 \ Category: S
17:11:04 <\oren\> `` unicode I̝̪͓͔ | sed s/[^A-Z ]//g
17:11:05 <HackEgo> ​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 7: unterminated `s' command \ close failed in file object destructor: \ sys.excepthook is missing \ lost sys.stderr
17:11:15 <\oren\> `` unicode I̝̪͓͔ | sed 's/[^A-Z ]//g'
17:11:17 <HackEgo> U LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I \ UTF UTFBE D \ I \ L U \ C L L U \ B L LR \ \ UD COMBINING UP TACK BELOW \ UTF UTFBE D \ \ C M M NS \ B NSM NS M \ C B \ \ UA COMBINING BRIDGE BELOW \ UTF UTFBE D \ \ C M M NS \ B NSM NS M \ C B \ \ U COMBINING X BELOW \ UTF UTFBE D \ \ C M M NS \ B NSM NS M \ C B \ \ U COMBINING LEFT A
17:12:22 <\oren\> `` unicode I̝̪͓͔ | awk 'NR % 6 == 0'
17:12:23 <HackEgo> Bidi: L (Left-to-Right) \ Bidi: NSM (Non-Spacing Mark) \ Category: Mn (Mark, Non-Spacing) \ ͓ \ UTF-8: cd 94 UTF-16BE: 0354 Decimal: &#852;
17:12:32 <\oren\> `` unicode I̝̪͓͔ | awk 'NR % 6 == 1'
17:12:33 <HackEgo> U+0049 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I \ \ Combining: 220 (Below) \ Bidi: NSM (Non-Spacing Mark) \ Category: Mn (Mark, Non-Spacing) \ ͔
17:12:49 <\oren\> `` unicode I̝̪͓͔ | awk 'NR % 7 == 1'
17:12:50 <HackEgo> U+0049 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I \ U+031D COMBINING UP TACK BELOW \ U+032A COMBINING BRIDGE BELOW \ U+0353 COMBINING X BELOW \ U+0354 COMBINING LEFT ARROWHEAD BELOW
17:13:41 <APic> `` unicode 🙌
17:13:42 <HackEgo> U+1F64C PERSON RAISING BOTH HANDS IN CELEBRATION \ UTF-8: f0 9f 99 8c UTF-16BE: d83dde4c Decimal: &#128588; \ 🙌 \ Category: So (Symbol, Other) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals)
17:16:27 <\oren\> I just see two hands, no "person"
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17:21:29 <rdococ> I see the person.
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17:22:21 <rdococ> `` unicode 🕔
17:22:22 <HackEgo> U+1F554 CLOCK FACE FIVE OCLOCK \ UTF-8: f0 9f 95 94 UTF-16BE: d83ddd54 Decimal: &#128340; \ 🕔 \ Category: So (Symbol, Other) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals)
17:27:56 <rdococ> `` unicode 🔫
17:27:57 <HackEgo> U+1F52B PISTOL \ UTF-8: f0 9f 94 ab UTF-16BE: d83ddd2b Decimal: &#128299; \ 🔫 \ Category: So (Symbol, Other) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals)
17:32:23 <olsner> @ask boily have I been doomed?
17:32:23 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
17:33:45 <rdococ> hellolsner
17:37:46 <olsner> ah, it was fungot who called me doomed
17:37:46 <fungot> olsner: i guess i have to read through that a little. i kept looking, forcing myself not to
17:38:17 <olsner> I don't think fungot has damnation privileges on me
17:38:17 <fungot> olsner: it's inspired by brainfuck and redcode, i believe. ( it is).
17:38:21 <APic> lol
17:38:46 <rdococ> hi fungot then
17:38:46 <fungot> rdococ: then i'd miss the point, fnord. i bet you can't guess how high my opinion is invalid.
17:39:06 <rdococ> fungot construct. fungot (x > 3) { fnord(); }
17:39:06 <fungot> rdococ: you seem to be
17:51:24 <\oren\> why is pistol a water gun?
17:52:03 <\oren\> oh. because apple. fuck apple
17:53:25 <\oren\> ok, and on LG it's a semiautomatic handgun, while everyone else except apple drew a revolver
17:53:34 <\oren\> idiots
18:13:44 <\oren\> http://emojipedia.org/syringe/ <-- and noone can agree whther the syringe contains blood or autism juice
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18:43:16 <\oren\> 3 people killed in terror at the heart of england, including a passerby and a policeman
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19:08:24 <hppavilion[1]> What would we estimate is the surface area of a cut emerald on the larger side?
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19:31:15 <\oren\> hppavilion[1]: depends how big the emerald is an what cut
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20:05:00 <shachaf> @messages-loud
20:05:00 <lambdabot> oerjan said 8h 14m 4s ago: <shachaf> oerjan: https://twitter.com/lntel/status/843435246918025217 hth <-- i was laughing, now i'm calm but my left side hurts. although it was doing that already. hth.
20:09:03 <int-e> uh what am I missing there
20:09:52 <shachaf> I don't think there's any hidden layer of meaning to it.
20:13:02 <int-e> shachaf: well, apparently what I'm missing is that it's a video.
20:13:20 <shachaf> Oh, right.
20:13:34 <shachaf> JavaScript
20:16:36 <int-e> what happened to overlaying a screencapture with a play button, I wonder
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20:20:56 <int-e> okay, I laughed :)
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20:34:56 <\oren\> also, fun times, the RT article on the terror incident includes itself in a iframe
20:34:59 <\oren\> https://www.rt.com/uk/381771-gunfire-loud-bangs-parliament/
20:35:02 <\oren\> recursive iframs slow chrome to a crawl
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21:49:00 <boily> `wisdom
21:49:01 <HackEgo> marmite//Marmite is a hive mind of fungal microorganisms spreading throughout the supermarkets of the Commonwealth.
21:49:06 <boily> @massages-loud
21:49:06 <lambdabot> olsner asked 4h 16m 42s ago: have I been doomed?
21:50:12 <boily> olsner: <fungot> boily: he's doomed, then ← I believe so.
21:50:12 <fungot> boily: that is good, but seems you're doing something like keeping old positions in a line in my weblog about cheering up?
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22:25:49 <olsner> boily: I concluded that fungot had no authority to make me doomed
22:25:49 <fungot> olsner: well, a right hook at most an extension of smalltalk over .net isn't secure anyways, or because the interpreter was complaining about css :)
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22:32:34 <boily> hellolsner. how dare you not heed the Wisdom of our Lord Fungot the Doomsayer?
22:32:58 <boily> fungot: hail. (the ice kind, for it is good in a gin tonic.)
22:32:59 <fungot> boily: the pattern matching on that list somewhere, but i have never tried it on an occasional basis...
22:33:37 <boily> fungot: you should try http://subversifs.ca/lessubversifs/piger_henricus_gin.php?lang=fr . very tasty.
22:33:38 <fungot> boily: what is chandler?: java.lang.nullpointerexception: solution variable is null and no solution evaluate to false, too
22:33:40 <olsner> I don't know how I dare, I just do
22:34:04 <boily> it don't be like it is, but it do.
22:34:24 <shachaf> Maybe fungot should be restricted to one line per use.
22:34:24 <fungot> shachaf: i know, i'm totally a beginner, i suggest. i've just read the r5rs scheme standard completely."? me, pyrotechno?
22:34:31 <olsner> I don't be like I is, but I do.
22:34:54 <boily> helloochaf. fungot.
22:34:54 <fungot> boily: sorry for that question. i don't think
22:35:01 <boily> fungot!
22:35:01 <fungot> boily: unless you mean " you are conversational skills need work." says someone about my short story. i thought i want to
22:35:04 <boily> fungot again :D
22:35:04 <fungot> boily: is it just me, or else terry pratchett.
22:35:09 <boily> fungot fungot ♪
22:35:09 <fungot> boily: i'm repeating myself, so they wouldn't need protection against searches. it just seems that these ' might be' and ' fnord'. you can't pass a function
22:35:12 <olsner> shachaf: per use? it's exactly one line per use, isn't it?
22:35:17 <olsner> or when was it two?
22:35:23 <shachaf> olsner: There's a limit on the same user using fungot multiple times.
22:35:24 <fungot> shachaf: i'm right there with you...
22:35:36 <olsner> fungot
22:35:36 <fungot> olsner: oh good it's alive now however, come to think of something
22:35:37 <olsner> fungot
22:35:38 <fungot> olsner: pretty advanced gps receivers
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22:53:01 <hppavilion[1]> Hm
22:53:19 <hppavilion[1]> Applying computational complexity theory to hypothetical (impossible) machines seems interesting
22:54:24 <hppavilion[1]> Like, if I ascend outside reality and have a computer that can literally run forever, and will complete after infinite time (but WILL complete), how much would it make my head hurt?
23:08:28 <olsner> the bricks will find your brain no matter how far outside reality you run
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23:24:16 <boily> `? brain
23:24:18 <HackEgo> Brains are just receptacles for bricks.
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23:39:32 <Jafet> fungot is a master of one-liners
23:39:33 <fungot> Jafet: i am not the only thing i guess :) i didn't really debug, just checked with a run-time computation, but that
23:46:43 <boily> fungot is sentient.
23:46:43 <fungot> boily: they always score 0).) there is a soap implementation for plt.
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